Okay, okay, order up!
Uh, hello, Krusty Kitchen.
Huh?
Oh.
Hello?
It sounds like sleigh bells!
Thank you, Santa Claus!
I can still hear the ring go.
Hmm, no bells in here.
Ugh, this is serious.
Hey, where do you think you're going during business hours?
Sorry, Mr. Krabs, but I gotta see an ear doctor.
I've been hearing a ringing in my ears all week.
Hold your seahorses, boyo.
You don't have tinnitus?
I don't.
No.
I've been ringing this bell all week.
I'm doing it to condition the customers.
Whenever they hear the bell,
then hunger for a Krabby Patty and come straight to the Krusty Krab.
Oh!
I don't get it.
Observe.
First, I condition them while they're eating.
Eat it, Quasimodo.
I'm gonna go bop that guy.
Now, now, honey.
Think of the children.
Oh, you're right, dear.
What was I thinking?
Kids, go bop that guy.
This guy's heard the bell before.
Watch it when I ring it.
I want another Krabby Patty.
And a bucket for my saliva.
Oh, can I ring the little bell?
Can I?
Oh, you can do better than that, boy-o.
You can ring the big bell!
Ooh!
Whoa!
Huh?
Baby, baby, baby.
What the hell is wrong with you, boy?
He's lost his mind!
He never had a mind.
Oh, I've seen this before.
I know what to do!
No!
When Patrick has a tantrum like this, jellyfish jelly on the belly is the only thing that calms him down.
Then when he comes out of it, he hardly remembers a thing.
Hey, buddy.
Feel better?
What's the last thing you remember?
Uh, I remember hearing a bell ring.
When I was a little sea star, and it was time for my bath, my parents would always ring a bell.
It's bath time, son.
I don't want a bath.
No!
After that, the only thing I remember is nothing.
Then it's time for me to be proactive and help my buddy here.
I am going to silence every ding-dong bell in town, starting with... this one.
And this one.
Wait, how'd you get so strong all of a sudden?
Through the power of friendship.
Look out, bells-a-bikini-bottom!
SpongeBob is about to silence every ring-time buzz and dingle-dangle!
Yee-haw!
There goes that dear, darling dude.
There goes my brilliant bell business.
You know, Pato, I was studying your impressive moves during your little, um...
My little macaroni?
Yeah, that's right.
And I believe that I have a way to make back all the money I'm gonna lose.
One million dollars to the challenger that can beat Harry the Health Hazard in Supreme Fighting.
Oh!
Oh, that reminds me.
I'm still hungry.
Got any more posters?
Knock yourself out!
We're gonna be rolling in posters!
Huh?
For my buddy, Patrick!
Ah!
For my buddy, Patrick!
For Patrick!
Okay, Patrick, it's go time!
Are we changing our seats?
Yeah!
I got you the best seat in the house!
Ooh, this is the best seat in the house!
It's like 3D!
I can almost reach out and touch the referee!
Ow!
Our next victim, our challenger, is... Patrick Star!
The next victim has the same name as me!
You're crazy, right?
No, no, no!
Well, it looks like the challenger is doing a good job of fighting with himself.
No, no, no!
No!
Well, folks, I think it looks like the fight's over.
What happened?
I just became rich!
Uh-oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
I did it, pal.
I silenced every bell in town so that you will no longer have a tantrum... buddy.
Aw, thank you, best friend.
I don't care about bells ringing or conditioning customers anymore, because I've got a million dollars!
No!
Bell?
We never rang a bell.
Yeah, never.
You never rang a bell?
No, don't you remember?
We would squeeze your rubber duck.
My rubber duck.
Yes, this one.
Kind of gets you right in your heart's kitchen, doesn't it, Mr. Krabs?
Well, I think I can tape it all back together.
Ducky, I wonder if it still quacks.
Oh, here we go again.