Romanians?
A paradox.
The heirs of the Dacians, but also the descendants of the Romanians.
Come and play.
Look for the golden cap of Pepsi.
See you in London.
All roads lead to Bucur S.A.
Athos, for those who feel like men.
In the Middle Ages, copying manuscripts was done by hand.
A difficult and grueling operation.
The children's loyalty, however, was amazing.
Not being, until today, equal to the copycats of Conica.
What other goods do you need to leave a place for?
For Pastrama.
Frankfurter, Crackauer, Cabanos, Champignon, smoked chicken, smoked ham, smoked ham, smoked ham, smoked ham, smoked ham
He brings us a traitor named Karoli, from a mysterious country.
When I was a child, my grandfather told me that we were being pulled out of Ștefan cel Mare.
Then I came to Bucharest, I gave the Romanian state a trial and I took revenge on Moldova.
I think it's worth billions, billions.
Do you want to make money?
Play City Bingo!
What do we do now, Vace?
Just the two of us?
Where are my screws?
Mihai, the screws said not to get dirty.
If you get dirty, you can't avoid getting dirty.
Until now, it was easy.
Now, Vace... Clean the table.
This is for you, this is for me.
Hello, my dears!
Ah, I'm so happy to see you!
The crumbs have turned into a delicious cake, just like ours.
Passionate about good food, Iosef Tayl opened, 90 years ago, the Skandia meat and pate factory in Sibiu.
Using the best meat, refined spices and a traditional method of preservation, master Tayl developed a famous pate recipe
Good morning!
Cheers!
Cheers
with a vote for imperialism, long live imperialism!
Where's the car?
Hello, sir, how are you?
Hello, how are you?
Hello,
Having in mind... In the past, you earned the right to speak freely.
Now, you want to speak for free.
Hello!
Comrades!
You see, they have a 1-liter Pepsi.
What, 1-liter?
1-liter!
The bottle you give it back empty, and the money on it, with the tube that is screwed so that it doesn't blow up.
Pepsi, 1-liter bottle!
Don't drive me crazy, Andy!
Believe me, it's like in the movies.
And the kitchen is like at home.
It's exactly what you dreamed of.
A normal and elegant place.
Like where?
The Sinfonia restaurant in the Casino Victoria complex.
I'm waiting for you.
In a world that is born, there is a place that is reborn.
Excuse me, we interrupt the program for the latest news.
In Romania, shrimps can be found again.
Here could have been a consignation.
Or a Tangro warehouse.
Others would have opened a mechanical games room.
But I chose Fresco.
An investment in the food sector that is always profitable.
Fresco, my partner.
The universe of Bucharest, read it until it fails.
It is the time when your economies are simply taken by the wind.
In Romania, once every 20 minutes, there is a break.
How many more times can you buy bread?
Sorry, two?
No, three breads!
In the 137th edition of Tinerama you can read the goodbye letter of Călin Nemes, what happened in Valea Jiului, how the daily life of the last followers of Count Dracula looks like, a geek-o-bat for emigrants in Germany.
Tinerama Club offers exciting subjects for our daily life, just as exciting.
In a world of enemies you need support.
Tinerama, a friend, maybe the only one.
With the help of these small devices, you can receive, at any time, urgent messages, in Bucharest and around the world.
The Motorola Pager, offered by Helicom SRL, always takes you out of the crowd.
Cuta Rom, all the roads of the national team lead to the World Cup.
Dream awards.
Everyone wants to win at the Colgate-Palmolive contest.
Do you want this washing machine?
Yes!
This is only the 3rd prize.
Do you want this Bosch refrigerator?
Yes!
This is only the 2nd prize.
Do you want this car?
Yes!
This is the big prize.
Colgate-Palmolive.
Without special prizes, Samsung colored TVs, shops that make the products of the film.
Do you want these awards?
Yes!
Do an experiment.
Put a duck in the kitchen.
If it gets agitated because of the smell of the bottle, which is not strong enough, you take the risk.
Replace it with a new Shell Gas bottle.
Use only the taxis of the company Perozzi in Valentino.
Civilized transport has triumphed through the company Perozzi in Valentino.
All clients who will use the company's taxis outside Bucharest will no longer pay the return fare.
On August 29, 1994, the Wynads disco will be inaugurated.
You are waiting for us on Turturele Street, number 11, starting on August 29 at the Wynads disco.
Sound and light installations for the last hour, insured parking, three bars.
Prisma means faster, cheaper and more efficient purchases in European standard conditions.
Buy now from Prisma.
We are waiting for you at kilometer 20 on the Bucharest-Ploiesti highway.
Because it knows the value of your time, Bancorex now offers you the multi-cash service.
By using it, you avoid useless roads and your schedule becomes more relaxed.
Democracy is misunderstood, that's what it is.
He says what he has to do with it, as he sees it, he believes it, and in the end you don't see it anymore.
We look at privatization too much, as if for a purpose.
We should all be concerned about the reform.
Personally, I think it remains to be seen.
That's my opinion.
He chooses freedom, short for two.
Now, all over the country.
Today, this ordinary individual, who, by the way, has the greatest mentality, an informant,
Yes.
What belongs to everyone, belongs to no one.
From August 1st, the great race of privatization has begun, which you too must win.
The mass privatization program.
Hurry up to get the nomination coupon.
You deserve it.
Take it.
Because you too can be the owner.
August 1st, 1995.
The biggest privatization program in the history of Romania begins.
Take the coupon.
Good evening, Bito.
I was thinking of you.
My dear, it's one of the gifts.
Tell me what you brought me today.
A perfume.
Not really.
A watch?
Watch?
No.
Jewelry.
You're wrong.
I took 3,000 shares in Jepa.
You gave 3,000,000 liras?
But it's worth it.
It's a gift all at once.
And it's the most beautiful.
Be a gift to your loved ones, and do something for us.
A gift.
A little better.
Have you always looked at Intercontinental and Lidl as if they were yours?
Maybe because, whatever the times, they are there.
Solid payments, solid business, solid profits.
Investing now in Intercontinental Romania SA, Intercontinental and Lidl hotels will belong to you.
We have confirmed that the National Investment Fund protects and boosts your economy.
Here is the explanation.
Over 300 million syringes are sold annually at an average price of 300 lei.
Gelsor invites you to invest in the Sunnabit stock, the only syringe factory of unique use in the country.
Until September 13, there are only a few days left.
Hurry up to get your coupon.
We don't promise a better world, we create it.
In the summer of this year, Mondragon supplied some countrymen from Dobrogea and Bărăgan with agricultural equipment they needed so much.
Good evening, I'm Enrico Ferreiro, General Director of New Holland Romania.
I'm here to bring you two important information for agriculture.
New Holland, the world's largest producer of agricultural machinery, has managed to make its presence felt more in this country.
Another important event is Indagra, the first international agricultural car show in Bucharest.
At Euro 96 I will be on the lawn.
Buy Pepsi and you will be on the stadium too.
Speed and comfort.
Speed and different services.
Speed and elegance.
Speed and affordable prices.
Numai cu trenurile?
Bine, muica, ca va gasirez voi mai dasterti.
Libertate.
Numai pentru Bucuresti tenci.
De-acum contine Metropola.
Ai du-le din Bucuresti?
Citeste Libertate.
Mirta S.A.
Pentru noi, viitorul a inceput ieri.
You can now invest in the most courageous national tourism project, Dracula Park.
We'll take the old laptop!
We'll take the tube monitors!
Mause, take your hand off the bicycle, because we upgraded it, too!
You'll take a 4x4?
We'll take it, boss!
TFT, take the calculator, too, sir!
Come on, Flop, come on.
We take printers with A, we take monitors with tube.
We take printers with A... Come on, boss, let me help you.
We're six brothers at home and you think I'm afraid of you?
Let me help you.
Six brothers, don't be afraid.
Give me your hand.
It's ever so strange.
It's all for the change.
Maybe we won't get there too soon.
But if I don't start being civilized, who's going to wait for me?
Because Romania will grow through good feelings and responsibility.
I move to four rooms.
I start an online order company.
That's it.
I get to work.
2008 is the year when anything is possible.
We all work to increase your money.
We all work to raise your money.
We do it separately.
You can't think of me smiling and saying... It's impossible.
We all work to increase your money.
Where the hell should I emphasize?
We all work to increase your money.
Yes, I understood.
We all work to increase your money.
This winter, at OmniASIC, you can win 500 million lei.
3 million lei or the big prize, a bag of money worth 200 million lei.
More money.
Come to Berede.
Play now on your mobile phone.
Do you want to be a billionaire?
Thank you, Chinese.
And Mr. Ioan Câmpian from Cluj-Napoca.
Chinese.
Now that you are the happy owners of 12.5 million each of you, what are you going to do with the money?
I need to pay the pensioner at the university fund.
Banca Dacia Felix thanks its collaborators.
Thank you, credit domain.
I got the money in a week.
Send the envelopes with the answer to the question to the address on the envelope.
And you can win one of the five golden spoons.
We help you keep your savings at inflation.
In the last 20 years, the Société Générale de Surveillance, using not just one, but 27 of the most frequent PTs, has shown that it's not a big deal.
It's just the special technology used by Scandia CPU.
SCANDIA CPU
Dulcolax is an efficient laxative that respects the signs of circulation in your body and reaches the colon where it acts safely and delicately.
Headaches, rheumatic aches, and toothaches.
What is the cause?
Ask the doctors.
The intelligent ZPT particles, which remove the 100% matrix, help prevent these appearances and restore the beauty of the hair.
It eases the breathing and does not dry the mucous.
It cleanses deeply, whitens impeccably without deteriorating the hair, and reduces the pain quickly and for a long time.
It offers you the necessary amount of magnesium.
It cuts close to the root of the hair strand, penetrating it deeply, removing the deep dead skin.
It supports the regeneration of the liver and helps you enjoy yourself again.
It creates a protective layer against the dandruff, which the cosmetic shampoos remove and the dandruff can reappear.
Hair that you can't let dry.
The scale is a sign of scalp problems that can lead to hair loss.
Created especially for men, the new Head & Shoulders Hair Endurance removes the scale up to 100% and helps you keep your hair longer.
Not a product, but a technological revolution dedicated to your hair.
Meet Cooltronic 2010.
The automatic washing machine on your head.
As you can see, it's super cool and it has a simple and friendly interface.
Just a click on a button and you're in a whirlpool of pleasure.
We're going to Venus and you're burning like hell?
Yes.
Let's go.
The truth is that in the old days I used to eat some apples.
Wow!
The cardinals are so tasty that they used to eat them anytime, anywhere.
Audio-video equipment, electrocats, cassettes, clocks, satellite antennas, business activities, construction in the country and abroad, export and intermediary operations, food production.
Royal.
Perfection of color.
Magic of sound.
Elegance of line.
Look, what an immaculate white.
What is this?
Should I press it or not?
Let's see it together.
The Blitz detergent effect.
Do you want to become the rivals of the big fashion houses through the products created by you?
Bobac S.A.
Bacau offers you wool fabrics and wool type.
Amigo Especial.
Supranatural.
Gerovital Plant.
The gold of the farm that conquered the world.
Gerovital Plant for the eternal youth.
Unique.
Perfect.
Capone.
Rosso e Bianco.
Al-Ghazal, fresh and delicious American wheat.
And other products.
Details of participation can be found in the press.
Entra pe frecventa Coca-Cola, locul unde prietenii comuni.
100.000 de feijere eco, fara abonament, va asteapta.
Oferta e limitata, grabeste-te!
Your angels deserve the best.
Anywhere there is a big hole, there is a mountain of fat.
But the new Solid Action removes the fat like a miracle.
Solid Action gives value to time
and the reserve of the value of the money.
Sara, I'm not afraid of dragons.
I'm so happy like a fresh mother.
But when I was pregnant, it was hard for me to sit on my feet and wash difficult clothes.
But now, day by day, I and my family are satisfied.
When you are 11 months old, you grow almost half a millimeter a day.
Every day, you ventilate the room for the health of the little one.
Likewise, his skin needs air to be healthy.
His butt is ventilated every moment with the new Pampers.
The older sister has chosen how to arrange the room.
And the mother has chosen how to tidy it up.
My mom made more sandwiches.
I want ham.
Me too.
I like it.
It's cute.
It's a shame it's not a boy.
What do you say?
Don't you think you're big enough to choose by yourself?
Get out!
And you take out a sheet of paper and write.
It is healthy, improves eyesight, strengthens muscles and the immune system.
Take out the food!
Food on the table now!
Everybody!
What are these chemicals?
What is MAPRA?
In this country, to be smart, you have to be intelligent here and after here.
Eat cheese, contain calcium and it will help you to grow big, like this girl.
Is this gun a gun?
In a way, yes.
The continuous action of the water formed the cave by attacking these rocks, as well as the cars attack the teeth.
Will the same happen to my teeth?
Yes, if you don't wash with toilet paper!
After every meal!
I wash with toilet paper, it has a special taste.
The children wanted to see how the pigs eat.
So much so that after that it was hard to realize which are the pigs and which are the children.
Look at what a mess you've come to!
I have to wash again, and the detergents have piled up in the closet!
What to do?
Mommy, but now there's a new one at East Plus.
It costs less than the other legends, but it's a lot cheaper.
You'd like to play football, too, but you'd wear glasses.
In high school, you wanted to play basketball, but it was too expensive.
Deliciosele tablete novatine.
Ce n-ai face pentru ele?
Oare de ce sunt atat de trist?
Pentru ca nu ai prieteni.
Si unde oare sa-mi gasesc prieteni?
And the winner is Santa Claus from the North Pole.
This coupon is not valid, we will extract another one.
A bit closer to the doctor.
Come closer.
I know you can do it!
One more!
Bravo, bravo!
You did it!
I know you can do it!
Make your dream come true!
Choose a military career!
A campaign organized by the Ministry of Defense.
Are you happy with your new car?
Nothing changes when you grow up.
There is a small difference.
Now you like it.
If you use, of course, the Bluetooth device.
Hi.
Don't you recognize me?
It's you, over 18.
Ucita Mados.
Straight from the future.
Who wants the cakes?
There's no reason to move to your house.
For 2013.
I was in a queue.
Tell me, citizens!
Păureanu Constantin, for the good of the people.
Citizens, this Saturday, Tomo will pay the VAT in your place.
And now, the gift!
From big mothers-in-law, a refrigerator and an air conditioner!
A gift!
From small mothers-in-law, a washing machine!
A mobile!
From us, a stable!
Because our daughter doesn't walk in the air!
Always the same problem.
The lost shine of my slippers.
A lot of solutions, no results.
We needed a revelation and in one day it happened.
Baran.
And I'll take care of everything.
Give me the agenda.
You're free.
And you really took care of all the meetings?
It's all to know how.
You can't keep it just for yourself.
Castella.
And now she's going to give you a chain.
What do you mean?
What do you want?
I want a calculator.
Of course, it will be solved immediately.
Just make a request and that's it.
Where did you get them?
From the Red Sock Factory?
No, from Selgros.
You went to Selgros to buy a pair of red socks?
I went there because they have the best meat.
So I bought these.
What are you doing here?
How is the delivery in Hong Kong?
Do we have a shit at the bank?
Hello, Vama?
Say something.
Hello, sir.
Did you get the papers?
We have six containers in Vama.
The client received the documents.
The money is in the account.
Anti-stress with multivitamins and oligo-elements.
It gives you the power to be calm.
When you expect less, everything can happen.
For us, it's a tradition to drink beer.
That's how I saw my grandfather and father, and now I do the same.
I respect the tradition.
Hey, let's shake hands with these guys.
Come on, guys, let's go!
Long live Pula!
It's cool, man, but it's hard!
It's always hard.
Every man with his luck.
If you're lucky, if you're not, I'll make you some tea today.
Luck.
The best beer in the world.
The Romanian is a welcoming host.
He always likes to have a full house and a full table.
That's right.
But he has to have something, too.
Luck is on the side of the man and his hand.
Here comes the table.
Come on, Mr. Radu, no one will catch you.
It's a glass full of French whiskey and champagne.
The dessert is arranged for me.
Look what it says here!
Thermal power plant, distilled from cereals, for the gas of the soul.
Come on, bear, let's go to Polar, it's getting cold here.
Polar.
Man, it's so cold!
Even the simplest things seem extremely tiring to you?
Does the liver cause you problems?
I spent years trying to get a house from them, and now I realize that I haven't thought about it at all.
Is there anything else?
It's very good.
You've matured, and I think it would be good for you to find out something about a voluntary pension.
The light, the house, the mobile phone, Rata... Everyone just wants to take your money.
Dad, give me the car.
Take it, but don't scratch it.
No, sir, don't worry.
Mica, take care of her.
One day she'll be yours.
Dad, did something happen to the car?
What?
Where's the sausage?
Is this how we're going to eat it?
Maria!
Sausage!
When are we going to eat sausage?
I hate sausage!
Not even my father could stand sausage!
Not even my father-in-law could stand sausage!
I don't see how we could ever put sausage on us!
I saw it this morning.
A new Philips TV.
I've been listening to it for a week.
And I still haven't found out where they got the money.
Mom!
There's smoke coming out of you.
Give it to your dad.
I made some milk.
It's fragrant.
It'll dry up in your pocket.
Dad, with a little bit of money, he'll leave his clothes clean and fragrant.
Tell me, Mitruţa, there's not much left.
The autumn has come.
The autumn has come?
Let me cover my heart with something.
With a Saga tea.
Aromatic tea, Saga.
Remember, Saga.
With S, from tea.
It was getting cold.
One more.
He drank tea.
I'm too old now.
What a beautiful tea!
Bitter in Swedish, elixir of youth.
Tonic product of 32 plants, distributed in Romania exclusively by Transylvania General Import Export.
Aspac Ardyn.
Houses the shocks without hesitation.
Every second, one of us suffers a myocardial infarction.
It could be you.
What's this?
It's a flute.
What's this?
I told you.
It's a flute.
What's this?
Why are you doing this?
It's a flute!
And now we wake up.
One, two...
I really can't believe you've survived so many miles.
That's it.
Good morning.
Is Mr. Georgescu here?
The phone call has been approved.
They heard the bells.
They came to fix your phone.
Sometimes I'm happy, sometimes I'm sad.
But the guests are guests, and the girls are girls.
In order to win all thoughts, you have to be in the best shape, physically and intellectually.
Optima, the ideal machine.
Kill, fight, kill, hunt, kill, kill, hunt, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
Adhesive.
Hello?
It's not a miracle that everyone speaks.
Never alone, always safe.
Functional and elegant furniture products that will accompany your imaginary travels.
I would like to offer you a stay.
No, I prefer Casa Mercur.
If you want a quiet place, if you want an uncrowded beach, if you love the sun or the shady places, if you like the cleanliness of the waters, if you like a boat ride, if you want to rest day or night, if you opt for exceptional services throughout the day, you can find all of these only a few kilometers away from Bucharest, in Căldărușani, where Trident thinks that nothing is too expensive for its guests to feel good.
la telefonul 37.
is technology.
Beyond words, there are feelings.
I feel like a cat in June's house.
Do you want to hear my erotic and other cats' stories?
Do you think so?
In my opinion, I think so.
The number is... 0-2-3-8...
4-0-2, 4-9-6.
Cristin has meat in her stomach.
Are you an expert in numbers?
Win millions!
Call now and tell us who you are.
Yes, my dear, it's me, Mircea Albulescu, and I advise you to do like me.
I'm still a professor.
You already know that.
I'm Mariana Brăescu, but my parents call me Mrs. Casalux.
Expensive, ma'am, expensive!
It was cheaper over there!
In my name, I offer every year the trophy of Mrs. Casalux, the most beautiful house and garden in Romania.
The trophy of Mrs. Casalux.
Impeccable, unbeatable.
The golden summer of Tubor has begun!
An intense experience, like the life of a Romanian.
This is life, brother.
Who's stealing?
What do you do when you're hungry?
You just eat.
La zuppa esquisita.
Lo poidire forte, caro.
Sara la pasta che da tutto il buon gusto.
Paste fainoase extra.
Produse la craio.
Danche, scoate neamțul din tine.
De pe vremea marilor brutării germane, nimeni n-a mai făcut pâinea asta.
Numai ce n-a gustat, nu-mi știe ce bună este.
Singurul japonez, sigur, accesibil.
Royal Royalty.
Lucerne, fără frontiere.
George.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm gonna.
Marfa.
Mmm, they smell so good!
Ceguz Bogat.
It's very good.
It's so good!
It's a good gesture.
Thanks for watching!
I like things as natural as possible.
It's sweet.
It's full of chocolate.
What is the secret of a woman?
There are some with great covering power, some with light application, others that last in time, and there is one that overcomes them all.
The most manly of the Romanian men.
Four cylinders in line.
A spark plug must be replaced.
Hello, Roberta.
Hello.
You were right.
The socks are now more resistant and fit my feet very well.
Assigură-te la Unita!
Vrei să dovedești că ești supporter adevărat la fotbal?
Bărbierește-te cu Gillette în fiecare dimineață!
Sunt fine, au stil, au un parfum sedugător și sunt accesibile.
Dacă îți e dor de plăcerile verii, Ciuc îți aduce o beretă.
I would prefer to be blonde, cute, to be over 1.70m and in 25 years, if possible, a student.
If you feel that she's trying to sing and you don't have the courage to tell her what you want, take it and taste it and everything will be ok.
But this time, the shy boy didn't lose his slippers.
Because they are Carassoho slippers.
Blonde or brown.
Both blonde and brown.
Bere Arbema.
Did you hear?
I got it right.
I didn't get it wrong.
Not even now?
I think she's starting to get stronger.
When a beautiful woman gets stuck on the highway, she gets nervous.
Very nervous.
When she decides to get out of the car, to look at the engine, and see that it's not starting, then it's time to get closer.
I hope you won't surprise me.
I just wanted to ask you for an autograph.
Beautiful specimen.
Of course.
But I want to ask you something essential.
Does your supplement contain lactoferrin?
By offering you the Merci Zbiber, Organon reminds you at every 24 hours what you have to do.
A good friend, the arachids of an exceptional quality of the German concierge, Felix.
Here I go, here I go, what's happening to me?
Sometimes, fantasies can wake up memories that lead you to another world.
A world of fantasies, of absolute pleasures.
Come and fulfill your fantasies at a normal rate, without overpaying.
Yes!
Extra-Arabica.
The beginning of every day.
You look great today.
What did you do?
My beautiful, are you dancing?
Tero, the only one who helps me.
The only product in Romania.
American cleaners impregnated with detergent.
They protect their hands and objects.
From now on, Rocky, up!
Because we have to leave the toilet seat.
Because we made the army.
Because they drive on public roads.
Because it's not nice to swear.
Because **** doesn't ****, **** time passes.
Because we have to take their ring.
Because artistic skating is on TV.
Brothers, for all these reasons, and because there is February 14th, March 1st and March 8th, we deserve to have the day of the man.
It is our right to be free from our day.
We love each other and we have to share everything, right?
His passions are also my passions.
And when it comes to his successes... Did he make that coffee?
Yes, he did.
I hope he put sugar in it.
Yes, he did.
What's wrong?
Are you nervous?
No, but are you nervous?
No!
The banana is for mommy.
Mommy is going to take a shower, okay?
Come on, let's eat.
Iconic, that's a bit more like it.
Who is it, Vasile?
Honey!
I won at Super Bingo.
Get the luggage ready.
Super!
Where are we going?
To the sea or to the mountains?
We're not going anywhere.
You're going back to your mother.
Your mother has a nervous breakdown if she's a second late and her arms freeze.
What can I do to stop being so insensitive?
My hair is all over the place.
Pardon.
A farm can last two weeks.
Now I'm happy and free.
Turn around and we'll start together on the same night.
I discovered you yesterday on Veronica.
Veronica, come here.
Sweet, sweet, but not like you.
My peach sweetness.
I will never refuse you the little pleasures of life.
you.
Yeah.
so
you