My new rocket's finally here!
Hold on.
Polka dots?
I ordered plaid!
You'll have to take it back, Mr. Mailman.
Back?
Mr. Mailman?
My bag!
You okay, buddy?
Gotta deliver mail.
You are in no shape to deliver anything, fella.
Just relax and crash at my place.
I'll deliver your mail for you today.
Oops.
Almost forgot my mailbag.
Oops.
Almost forgot my mailman hat.
Alrighty, let's see where my first delivery is.
I can't read this!
Hey, Patrick, I thought that sounded like your head.
SpongeBob, do you know where this Spongy Boop Sponance lives?
Never heard of him.
Oh, well, return to cinder.
Hey, what's with the new threads?
I'm a mailman now!
Wow!
I've always wanted to be a mailman!
It's like getting to be Santa every day!
Except Sundays.
Sorry, SpongeBob, but I'm a mailman now.
Oh, OK.
But you can be my postal pal!
Let's get mailing.
Postal pal, you may ring the doorbell.
Yes, sir, Mr. Mailman, sir.
I better warm up the old bell ringer.
Up, down, up, down, twist right, twist left.
And polish the mail.
They let a moron like you deliver the mail?
You'd be surprised what they let morons do.
It's here!
What's wrong with Squidward's face?
I think he's smiling.
I finally got it!
My turbo clarinet!
Worth every penny.
Oh, good, our next stop.
A summons for jury duty.
Lucky.
Special delivery.
Great job, Mr. Mailman.
Oops.
Must be a defective mail flask.
That ought to do it.
Maybe I'll just try the doorbell.
Can I help you?
Special delivery!
I don't want it.
Maybe we should just move on to the next house.
No, I am a mailman!
Like the postal oath says, neither bunions or onions, nor ditches or dangers, will stop me from giving stuff to strangers!
Ah!
Special delivery!
Oh, special un-delivery!
Ah!
Mailman isn't like being Santa Claus at all.
Hey, we're beer bros.
Oh!
Uh, Merry Fishmas!
It's July!
Just take a letter!
I don't want it!
Either bunions or onions!
Tissue now!
I'll zip your coat so hard!
En garde!
I'm gonna stamp you!
I'll send you butt express!
You can't run from your civic duties!
Slapback, no takebacks!
This summons us for bubble baths, you nincompoops!
Coming!
Don't leave!
Almost there!
Oh boy!
I never get visitors!
Special delivery for one special old man.
I can't find any mail for him.
No, I never get any mail.
That's so sad.
Let's give him some of the other mail.
I found a letter for you, old man Walker.
I've been drafted?
Oh boy!
Wow!
If one letter made him this happy, I bet all of the mail will make him explode with joy!
Wow!
All of this for me?
What's next, Postman Patrick?
We're all out of mail.
Let's ask that ice cream truck if it knows where to find some mail.
That's no ice cream truck.
That's a mail truck.
Really?
I thought all trucks were girls.
Wow!
We hit the postal jackpot!
Cool!
Um, hey!
Those weirdos stole my truck!
Follow those postal pilferers!
Special delivery!
Special delivery for Fred!
Who's Carol?
This one's for you, Patty!
Oh, great!
The raft I ordered has finally arrived!
Pirates!
Why are these pirates dressed like male people?
They want to steal our mail!
Repel the boarders!
Returning boarders, sir!
I'm shipping these C.O.D.
Crash on delivery.
And here comes some air mail!
Huh?
Another jury summons for Bubble Bass.
All we have left is junk mail.
Don't worry.
They'll never find us in this post office.
Here's today's mail, warden.
Special delivery.