I can't see!
Mama!
Papa!
No!
Bikini Bottom's long-awaited dynamite factory is now open!
Hey, Mrs. Pop, I can see your house from up here.
Oh, look at that.
You saved me a commute.
Just let yourself out.
Well, if you're sure.
See you tomorrow, Mrs. Puff.
Maybe he really is unteachable.
I give up.
No, Puff, not yet.
You're a driving instructor.
Instructing that boy is your duty.
You just need a little guidance.
The universe greets you.
Allow me to guide your celestial vessel.
SpongeBob!
Driving!
Me!
Whee!
Oh, Mrs. Puff.
Perhaps it would help if you found a way to be with SpongeBob without being with SpongeBob.
Okay, feel free to annoy me for money again soon.
Goodbye.
Ah, mistress.
be with SpongeBob without being with SpongeBob.
But how?
Huh?
Where is that music coming from?
A submarine?
That gives me an idea.
I knew it!
Where there are sailors, there are always potatoes.
Huh?
Can't you see?
There.
That should do it.
Huh?
Oh, Mrs. Puff.
It's been so long.
Did you miss me?
Oh, yes, SpongeBob.
I missed you so much.
It's so good to see you.
from here.
Oh, did you get a new hat?
It really brings out all your eyes.
All right, time to focus on the road, my excellent little noodle.
Oh, I must live up to your noodle's expectations.
How was that?
That was very good.
Okay, take a right here.
Now, keep going right.
Feels right to me!
Yes, it does.
Now I can catch up on my stories.
Oh, Dwayne, the only thing I've ever loved is a skull-cracking slapdown!
That's right!
Keep going right!
All right!
Uh, yeah, sure, SpongeBob.
Boy, I feel like I'm really getting the hang of this turning right thing.
Hey, this is the longest I've ever driven without crashing.
Huh?
Oh, there's none left.
Left?
But I'm still working on right.
Do you really think I'm ready?
Okay, if you think so.
Sorry about that.
Some people will do anything to use the carpool lane.
SpongeBob, your driving is immaculate.
Just keep turning right.
Oh, I'm great at that.
Whoa!
That righty nice and tighty.
Tightening my righty.
This is the most fulfilling day I've ever had as a teacher.
Uh-oh.
Smelling a bug, huh?
Attention all units, major traffic violations in progress.
Please pursue as fast as possible.
This must be an advanced lesson.
Hey, that's him!
The jerk with the spot!
Let's get him, boys!
This historic dynamite factory has been open for one entire day with no accidents!
Isn't that amazing?
Huh?
Hard to port.
Oh, well, time for armors to pop.
I'm getting too old for this.
We interrupt headlocks and heartbreaks with an emergency news bulletin!
High-speed sponge terrorizes Bikini Bottom with Potato Prisoner, last seen pursued by band of bandaged bikers along Kraken Avenue.
Who knows where he may strike next?
Uh, SpongeBob?
Uh, hello?
Hello?
Oh, Neptune.
Enough of this leisure wig.
Time for the pursuit wig.
I'm a driving instructor, and I'm commandeering this vehicle.
I can dig it, Mohawk Mama.
Bill!
Turn around!
Oh, whatever you say.
Phew.
Oh, dear.
Mrs. Puff!
You've been mashed!
Ahem.
She's alive!
Oh, you sure are resilient, Mrs. Puff.
From now on, SpongeBob, I'll uphold my duty as your driving instructor to keep you safe on the road.
Wait a minute!
You're Puff the Tough!
Will you sign my cast?
I love you!
What a legend!
Oh, hi, boys.
Looks like you've got things under control here.
Let's grab him.
I know the drill.
So, what are you in for?