I hereby franchise this planet in the name of the Krusty Krab!
Didn't you hear that?
Wake up!
Gary, I think there's someone in the house!
It's coming from downstairs.
I'm scared, but we gotta go down there.
Yes.
Okay, dear bear, when I flip on the lights, you bark at the burglars.
I mean, roar.
Roar at the burglars, like the fierce jungle snail you are.
Gnarly?
Well, if it ain't my old pal Gary.
Gnarly Gnarwhal?
I haven't seen you since we were kids.
Never behold!
Look at you, SpongeBob, all grown-up-ified and proper.
You came to visit moi?
Well, you always said, if you're ever in Bikini Bottom, Narlene, you can stay with me as long as you like.
Yeah, that sounds like something I'd say.
Too bad your little brother, Nobby, isn't here, too.
Oh, he's here!
Hey, Nobby, jack a horn and get on in here!
Wow, Nobby, you sure got big.
I need some beetles.
My fridge is your fridge, Nobbert.
Ah, we had a lot of good times riding through the woods in your wagon.
Ah, I can almost smell the sea mule.
Huh?
Yee-haw.
He remembers you, too.
Yee-haw.
Sorry, Madeline.
I didn't know you were in here.
Morning, SpongeBob.
I just love your fancy whirlpool bathtub.
Would you be a darlin' and hand me a scrub brush?
Hurry it up!
Other people need to use the Whirlpool bathtub!
Meow!
Oh, I see them!
Hmm?
Let's go!
I hope you don't mind that we made your house all pillified.
Pillified?
Why, I'm... Thrillified!
Howdy, is Narlene here?
It's Cousin Willie Bob!
Willie Bob, meet SpongeBob.
Hey, SpongeBob, meet Willie Bob.
Well, any cousin of Narlene's is a cousin of mine, Willie Bob.
Well, much obliged, Cousin Bob.
Come on, Nobby, let's wrestle.
Whoa!
Hey, cousin!
Say something for me!
Narleen here!
Welcome!
Any cousin of Narleen's is a...
Hey, Cousin SquidBob!
Let's square dance!
Breaking news!
Bikini Bottom is under siege from narwhals!
Toothless hordes of backwoods hill folk are plaguing citizens with junk band music, hot calling, and bad grammar.
Citizens are advised to stay indoors and to avoid stomping your feet to the countrified beat.
He's here!
Save yourself!
Yikes.
I think maybe it's time to ask your kin to leave, Narlene.
They're not my kin.
I thought they was your kin.
Willie Bother's our only relation.
Nobby's right.
The rest of them ain't even Narwhals.
They're Nearwhals.
Phony little varmint.
Well, the good news is, I think I know someone who can help us.
What's the bad news?
I can get rid of those near-wall nimrods for you.
Their stupid family has been feuding with my stupid family for years.
Oh, I seen it.
Them plankton sure know how to hold a grudge.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
Ah!
Yeah!
Ah-hoo!
Hi-ya!
Mayor Walsh!
Give him the itch, Plankton!
It's a Plankton snake attack!
Nairwals, retreat!
What's that now?
Thank you.
Yeah!
I think someone deserves a little kiss.
Ooh.
Mwah.
Mwah, mwah, mwah.
Ew.
Fanky, Cousin Planky.
Ugh.
Y'all take care now!
I already miss you guys.
Will you come back and visit us real soon?
Sooner than you think!
Hyah!
Hey, Squidward!
What's up?
Hey, Squidward!
Remember back in camp, you used to always say, if you're ever in town, Arlene, you can stay with me anytime.
I never said that!
Hee-haw!