- Are you ready, kids?
Kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Kids: Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[indistinct excited chatter]
- [laughs] Me restaurant
is packed to the gills with customers and their money.
[laughs]
- [groans]
[grunts]
[screams]
Mr. Krabs, the register is full again.
- I got it, Mr. Squidward.
[laughs] [vacuum whooshes]
Ooh. [laughs]
Ooh, hmm.
[laughs]
Huh?
Hey, why aren't you in line?
Don't you want a Krabby Patty?
- I'd love one, but it's so far away.
[engine revs]
Not quite as good as a Krabby Patty,
but I didn't have to move one inch.
Mmm.
- [groans]
That food truck stole me customer.
Well, if the customers won't come to the Krusty Krab,
I'll bring the Krusty Krab to them.
- Mr. Krabs, what are we doing out here?
- Your generous employer has a surprise for you.
- I love your surprises, Mr. Krabs.
My favorite surprise was the rubber check.
- [laughs] That was a good one.
Behold!
Me brand new... to me...
Food truck, the Krusty Kruiser.
[laughs] Uh-oh.
- What a hunk of junk.
- More like a big hunk of gorgeous.
- We won't sell any patties from that old jalopy.
- You better sell a patty or you better not come back.
- [groans]
[yelping] [gears cranking]
[engine revs]
- Oh, and Mr. Squidward,
you're driving.
- [groans]
- Ooh, I can navigate.
- Oh, joy.
- Customers, ho. - Get going!
- Now all we need is a parking spot
next to lots of hungry customers.
Ooh!
That looks like a good spot, Squidward.
[car horn honks] Huh?
- That's my spot, you creep.
[groans]
- Ooh, try over there.
[tires squeal]
[both yelp]
- [groans]
- Boink. I found an empty spot in here.
[laughs] - Shut it.
[jackhammer rattling]
- Construction workers are always hungry.
[tires screech]
Krabby Patties.
Get your red-hot Krabby Patties.
Ooh. [laughs]
- Hey, you claim jumpers! This is my turf.
[grunts]
all: Whoa.
- Bon appétit.
- Now this place looks classy.
- Krabby Patties.
Get your delicious, affordable Krabby Patties here.
- Affordable?
Oof, how common.
Oh, canapé truck!
Both: Whoa!
- We tried all over Bikini Bottom
and didn't sell a thing.
Time to go back and tell Krabs we failed.
- There's one place we still haven't tried.
Whoa!
- Huh? [yelps]
- Rock Bottom.
- [groans] - Turn, turn.
[tires squeal] - [screams]
both: [screaming]
[dramatic music]
- [groans]
[creature howls faintly]
- Oh, this place is deserted.
- Hmm, if I recall correctly, there are always
friendly Rock Bottomites at the bus stop.
[mysterious music]
- What a fabulous idea, SpongeBob.
There are so many customers here.
[wind whooshes]
- Maybe the Rock Bottom mall?
- [groans] The mall.
[mellow music playing]
- Where is everybody?
The circus should be good for crowds.
- Hmm.
Maybe it's a flea circus?
[laughs]
- It's still warm.
Oh, the cemetery is empty too.
This place isn't even a ghost town.
- Well, we tried. Let's go home.
Both: Huh? - [blowing raspberry]
- [gasps] A customer.
Step right up and get a delicious, half-fresh...
Huh?
Krabby Patty. - [blows raspberry]
- Huh?
There he is.
[quirky music]
♪ ♪
- Ah!
[grunts]
Where did he go?
- Up there.
- [blows raspberry]
- [groans] I got him this time.
[tires squeal] - Whoa!
- [blows raspberry]
both: [screaming]
both: Uh-huh.
[groan and scream]
- [blows raspberry]
- Oh! We lost him.
- There he is. - [blows raspberry]
♪ ♪
both: Huh?
- Can we go home now?
- Mr. Krabs said we can't go back
until we sell at least one Krabby Patty.
- Fine, I'll just buy a stupid patty myself.
What? [groans]
Forgot my wallet in my pants at home.
Oh, SpongeBob, could you please
lend me some money to buy a patty?
- I only carry Krusty Kash.
- "Not valid at the Krusty Krab"?
I guess if I ever want to go home,
we have to sell a patty to that mysterious weirdo.
- No problem. I'll track him down
using my jellyfishing expertise.
[mysterious music]
- [blows raspberry]
♪ ♪
- Hmm, hmm.
[tires squeal]
Got ya! Huh?
- [buzzes]
both: [yelping]
- Ow! - My brainstem!
- I learned this trick reading Jungle Fish Comics.
Both: [panting]
- [blows raspberry]
- Ha! Got the little barnacle.
- [buzzes]
- Oh. - Huh.
Both: [screaming]
[tires squeal]
- [groans]
Well, since I'm never going home,
I may as well get comfortable.
- [blows raspberry] Hey!
You're those weirdos that have been...
[blows raspberry] Chasing me around town.
[blows raspberry]
- Why were you waving at us and then running away?
- Huh? [blows raspberry]
I can't understand your accent. [blows raspberry]
- I'll handle this, Squidward.
I speak fluid Rock Bottom-ish.
Why... [blows raspberry]
Were you... [blows raspberry]
Waving at us? [blows raspberry]
- I wasn't... [blows raspberry]
Waving at you. [blows raspberry]
I was... [blows raspberry]
Drying out my armpits.
[gasps]
Oh!
- We just wanted to... [blows raspberry]
Sell you a hot... [blows raspberry]
Delicious Krabby Patty. [blows raspberry]
- It does look... [blows raspberry]
Tasty.
Both: We're gonna sell a patty. [blows raspberry]
[engine revs]
Huh? [blows raspberry]
all: [groaning and blowing raspberries]
[laughing and blowing raspberries]
[playful music]
♪ ♪
- [chuckles]
- Hey, Bert. [blows raspberry]
Too bad you couldn't... [blows raspberry]
Come with us on our yearly trip to the...
[blows raspberry] Krusty Krab,
But here's your Krabby Patties. [blows raspberry]
- Thanks, Frank. [blows raspberry]
But you know how long these pits take to dry.
[blows raspberry]
Sorry, fellas. [blows raspberry]
I'd love to buy a patty from ya,
but I already have a whole bag.
Both: [groans]
- [laughs] Those Rock Bottomers
really love their Krabby Patties.
[laughs] Ooh.
[engine sputtering]
both: [groans]
- SpongeBob, Squidward, you're back.
How many patties did you sell?
- Uh, none.
- [groans] What in the name
of all that's greasy have you been doing all day?
You're going right back out there until you sell a patty!
[stomach growls]
Sorry, boys. [chuckles]
I'm a little hangry. I've been so busy,
I haven't eaten anything meself.
Huh?
- Ahem, that'll be... [blows raspberry]
Five bucks. [blows raspberry]
- All right, fine.
Comes straight back to me pocket anyhow.
- Yay!
- We finally sold a Krabby Patty.
- I can finally go home.
- [laughs]
[groans]
When I have to pay for it,
it tastes like old snail litter.
[groans]
Ooh, oh... [screams]
Oh. [blows raspberry]
[bright music]
♪ ♪
- [hums]
- Let's go! Come on!
- Huh?
Hey, what's the hold up in there?
You're acting like you've never cooked a Krabby Patty before.
[bell rings] - Yeah, Dad, that's because
I never have cooked a Krabby Patty before.
Why are you making me do this?
- Because today is bring...
I mean, put your daughter to work day.
Besides, SpongeBob is busy deep cleaning the barrel chairs.
- [hums]
- Uh, do you mind?
- Oh, no, not at all.
[whistles] - [groans]
- Here's your food or whatever.
Oh, hi, SpongeBob. - Hi, Pearl.
Isn't this just the best job ever?
[grunts]
[gasps] Hmm.
- How do, SpongeBob! - [screams]
- Narlene.
Hey, where's your brother, Nobby?
- [groans]
- Ma'am.
- Me and Nobby was just on our way to the big city,
so we thought we'd take you up
on your offer to show us the sights.
- Ooh, I'd love to.
We can say hi to my favorite fire hydrant
and then we can see the old man that feeds the clams
and then... no.
I can't abandon these lovely people.
All: [chewing and burping]
- Ooh, then why don't I show you around the big city?
I don't care about these people.
- Little Pearly's gonna take us on an adventure?
Hot dippity!
- Anything to get out of this place.
It'll be a whale's day out.
- [grunts] Hard day's work.
[grunts] - [groans]
- Nobby says he's fixing to stay
and help SpongeBob with the hungry folk.
So, Pearl, looks like we got ourselves a deal.
[hocks, spits]
- Okay. - This'll be great.
Two whale gals reconnoitering the big city together.
- If we want to do that "noitering" thing in the city,
I'll need an advance on my allowance.
Oh, Daddy!
- [groans] All right, here you go.
- Ugh, Dad, we can't have a whale's day out
with your balsa wood card.
We need the diamond unlimited!
- My diamond.
[horn honks] - I never took a Scuber before,
but it sure is mighty convenient.
'Preciate the lift. [grunts]
Huh?
I'll be!
These city streets is paved with chewing candy.
[grunts] I'm saving you as a souvenir.
Ah.
Ah!
[grunting]
Mm.
Ah! Tasty.
- Uh, the city also has
a lot of things in it that aren't gross.
- Really?
Oh, like these fancy shacks here?
- Yeah, these are skyscrapers.
- And that?
- That's public transportation.
- Ow.
[jackhammer rattling] - What's he doing?
- Street construction!
- [laughs]
- [groans] Ooh.
Why, it's like walking through a TV show.
- Phew. Ah.
[timer beeping] Huh?
Uh-oh, the fries. If only I could reach them.
- [yelping, grunting]
- Oh.
Wow. Thanks, Nobby.
Now if only the condiments were closer.
- [grunts] Here you go. - Ah.
- [babbling] - [laughs]
Too bad the bun rack is on the other side of the room.
Oh, yeah! This is what I call fast food!
- This is my favorite department store
and, like, the heart of the big city.
Upturn's.
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
- Whoa.
Huh?
Ooh!
- [groaning]
- These here automatic doors sure is frilly,
but we hill folk do things a little more polite-like.
[grunts] Right this way, sir.
- [groans]
- Excuse me!
What do you think you're doing?
- Uh, holding the door. Here, you try.
- [groans] - Narlene, that's Lady Upturn.
- [groans, huffs]
- [laughs] I'm so sorry.
She's new in town, but we'll be good shoppers.
I swear. - Hmm, yes.
All right, carry on, my little consumerists.
But here at Upturn's, we take shopping seriously.
Both: Okay.
- Welcome to the perfume department.
[sweeping music]
♪ ♪
- [grunts]
[coughs and sneezes]
Phew-wee!
I think something done died up in here.
- Died and went to heaven!
Yeah! [laughing]
[sighs]
Ambergris. [laughs]
- I... [chokes]
[yelping]
Why, you!
- Yes?
- What's your problem?
- I've got a cleanup on aisle you.
Perhaps another sample spritz?
- Sorry, but I ain't too 'ticular about that stench.
- Really.
- Besides, I carry my own signature stink.
- Huh? - Toadstool tang.
[laughs] Wa-hoo!
- My nose!
The horrible stench!
- [coughs] - [groans]
[all screaming]
- Come on, we better cheese it!
What do you think about this cool dress?
- I don't know. It's kind of constricting.
Both: [laughs]
- Attention, Upturn's shoppers.
There's a sale in the shoe department.
Tenth floor. - [gasps] Come on!
- Whoa!
[elevator dinging]
- Whoa. [elevator dings]
- No way. So many shoes!
[laughs]
- Huh?
[gasps]
- [sighs]
- [gasps] - [laughs]
- Uh, no offense, Pearly girl,
but my feet don't cotton much to shoes.
- As the saying goes, there's a tiny shoe
for every giant foot. - Whoa!
- May I?
- Well, if the shoe fits.
[sniffing]
[growling]
- You slaughtered my stiletto!
- Sorry. I told you.
- Wait a minute. I know you two.
You're those hooligans!
It's those wily whales.
Code red!
[alarm blaring]
[elevator dings] both: [grunting]
- [laughs and grunts]
[soldiers grunting]
- Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut! - Ha!
- Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
[dramatic music]
- Ah!
- Lady Upturn! Sorry.
Narlene and I were just having some fun.
- Fun?
Shopping is not supposed to be fun.
Fortunately for me,
you'll never be shopping here again!
- But I had the diamond unlimited card.
[cries]
all: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
- Come on, let's get. - Ah!
- [grunts]
[mellow music playing]
[elevator dings] both: [panting]
Whoa! [elevator dings]
all: Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut, hut.
- You, young ladies, do not belong here,
especially her.
- Huh?
- So what if my friend doesn't do things
the way city people do?
At least she's not a stuck-up snob like you.
- Oh! - Besides.
- Mm. - We cetacean sisters
always stick together.
- [yelps, grunts]
Ah! Ah.
- [grunts, heaves]
[all grunt]
- Oh! - [grunting]
- Yee-haw! - Hey!
- [blowing whistle]
- Ha-ha, whoa.
[all grunting]
- [grunts]
[laughs]
[screams] all: Hut, hut, hut, hut.
- Diamond unlimited!
[screams]
[playful music]
I've got it.
♪ ♪
both: [groans]
Huh? Ah! - [yelps]
- [babbling]
My bad.
- [whistles]
- [yells] - Aw!
- [grunts]
- Looks like they worked you like a horse.
- Yeah. - Aw.
Oh. - [whinnies]
both: [laughs]
- Thanks for the whale's day out, Pearl,
but the big city's more trouble than it's worth.
Next time, you're coming to the countryside.
- [laughs] - Yeah, let's do that sometime.
Yee-haw! [laughs]
- Pearl, what's the deal with all these charges at Upturn's?
- Why wait?
Let's go to the countryside right now.
[upbeat western music]
Goodbye, Daddy! See you real soon.
- Sooner than you think! - [screams]
Wait, wait!
Where do you think you're going?
You can't go away now!
- Hello? Anybody there?