Oh, we had some good times, Trashy.
But you're gonna love the dump.
You'll make so many trashy new friends.
I'm gonna miss you.
Hi, Mrs. Puff.
I'm not here.
Oops, my mistake.
Hi, Plankton!
Hi, Bubble Bass!
Hi, Mr. Mailman!
We're not here!
Maybe I need glasses.
Fellow sponge sufferers, the 431st We Hate SpongeBob Club will now come to order.
And now our motto.
We don't mean SpongeBob any harm.
We just can't stand him.
Does anyone have any new sponge pain they would like to share?
How much time do we have?
I do!
I have to unwrap my package of food.
Hold that agony.
Hello, Squidward.
Proceed.
I have some misfortune to share.
The chair recognizes Sufferer Puff.
Please receive the speaking sponge.
It all began last week.
I was enjoying one of my favorite things, awarding a student their driver's license.
You've passed your driver's exam, Bertie.
Congratulations.
I couldn't have done it without you, Mrs. Puff.
I bet you could teach anyone.
Almost anyone.
Nice license.
Can I touch it?
Gross!
Well, looks like you have an opening in your schedule, Mrs. Puff.
I tried to leave, but we all know there is no escape from... SpongeBob!
Accelerate safely into traffic!
Now for a 360-point turn!
Oops.
Almost ran a stop sign.
SpongeBob destroyed my beautiful school.
Just like last week.
It's okay.
We're here for you.
Who would like to share next?
I would.
I'd like to share a hug.
Looks like you could use a... I believe that I am next in the roundelay.
My speaking sponge, please.
I was at the Krusty Krab to grab a light snack between first and second lunch.
Order up, old valued customer!
Ah, finally.
Sustenance for my starving stomach.
I hope it's perfect.
It's not perfect!
It's greasy!
And this fry isn't greasy enough!
Try as I might, SpongeBob would not let me consume a single calorie.
I tried to take a sip of soda to snake my thirst.
Not fizzy enough!
That perforated test wouldn't let me taste a morsel of Krabby Patty!
Give me back my patty, you festering fusspot!
I can't!
The sesame seeds are misaligned!
And the lettuce has too many wrinkles!
The tomato has lost its sheen!
Let me eat you, insatiable interrupter!
Victory is mine!
A tad spongy, but not bad.
That fry cook has given me a slight case of... indigestion.
I shall let no customer eat a less than perfect patty.
Oh.
I forgot my hat.
That squishy simpleton left my navel in knots.
You call that suffering?
I'll tell you a truly terrifying tale.
It was a dark and spongy night.
I was working peacefully in my lab on my newest invention to, uh... help fish kind?
Yeah, that's it.
Yes!
My terrible toilet paper will wipe Bikini Bottom off the face of the ocean!
Plus, it's quilted.
Whoa!
Why does something always ruin a good evil laugh?
Huh?
But then I saw it.
A wild SpongeBob had gotten into my lap.
Karen, it got in again.
Did you leave the window open again?
It's in my mainframe!
Oh, you dirty bird!
Get down from there!
Come on, lazy bones!
Sweep it out the door!
He's locked us out!
So if you hear that horrible sound of a SpongeBob, just run!
Run for your lives!
Calm down.
My AC is just acting up again.
Thank you.
You think you all have it bad?
Wait until you hear my tale of spongy terror in real time.
Three, two, one.
He had a ride.
But there was no one there.
Perhaps it was nothing.
Or was SpongeBob already in the house?
Can I borrow a cup of salt water?
There.
Of course.
The salt water was just a ruse to come inside uninvited.
Oh, are you having a party?
Naturally.
SpongeBob lost no time annoying everyone in the room.
Hi, Mrs. Puff.
I can't wait until my next lesson.
Ew.
Mailman, I gotta tell ya, every package from you is a special delivery.
Let's catch up soon, huh?
Looking fit, Bubble Bass.
Been pumping the iron, huh?
And Plankton, has anyone ever told you that you have the loveliest eye?
Of course, if SpongeBob was around.
His pointy, pink pal couldn't be far behind.
You're out of punch.
Don't worry, Squidward.
I'll mix up a batch of my special pineapple punch.
It's homemade.
Made out of the walls of my home.
No SpongeBob story would be complete without him destroying something.
I've got pineapple punch!
Oops.
The end.
Where are we going to finish our club meeting now?
Ahem.
I know a place you could have your meeting.
Who's ready for our dance?
Watch out for the...
We're all out of speaking sponges.
Oh, no, you're not.
There's one left.
And I was coughing up his mail for weeks.
I declare this meeting of the We Hate SpongeBob Club adjourned.