Wow, I never thought the low tides would come to a backwater town like Bikini Bottom.
Squidward, I didn't know you liked the low tides.
Yeah, they're fun.
But that Claire St.
Clair is the real talent.
They say his clarinet is so fancy, it doesn't play any wrong notes.
All right, enough nonsense.
Listen up.
This here's the biggest concert to come to Bikini Bottom in decades.
You smell that, boyos?
You smell like corn chips, Mr. Krabs.
I just smell the toilets.
Yeah, yeah, all that's in the air, too.
Along with the smell of money.
The show is sold out, which means there's 30,000 fans in there.
And you are gonna sell a Krabby Patty to every single one of them.
What a great way to make 30,000 new friends.
Don't you think, Squidward?
Don't you?
And what are you going to do while we work all day?
Glad you asked, Mr. Squidward.
I will be taking the toughest job of all.
Tell me sneaking on stage to unfurl this here banner behind the band.
Da-da-da-da!
The Krusty Krab.
Krabby patties are yummy.
Please your face.
Tonight would be great.
That's the worst advertisement I've ever seen.
What do you know about celebrity endorsements?
Just get in there and sell me patties.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, boy!
SpongeBob and Squidward working side by side!
The two amigos, patty purveyors, the delicious duo!
Backstage, huh?
Mr. Squidward, you're on in two minutes!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Low Tides with our special guest, Squidward Tentacles!
Concession kings!
Fun buddies forever!
You know, SpongeBob, we would cover more ground if we split up.
Why don't you sell to that half of the audience and I'll take this half?
Well, I was looking forward to spending the whole day with you.
I know, I'm so disappointed.
But that is a great idea, Squidward.
I love how you always put the Krusty Krab's needs before your own.
Yes, I do, don't I?
Krabby Patties!
Get your best hot patties in!
I'll take a Krabby Patty.
Coming right up!
Watch it!
Your patties, eh?
Hey, snack boy!
Krabby Patty me!
Ooh.
Hey, can I get some mustard here?
Mustard for the mister.
You got it.
Whoa.
Ah.
Thanks, kiddo.
Oh.
Easy as taking money from a baby.
No fans on the stage!
Get back to your seat!
Oh, man.
I still can't believe your Uncle Fred was able to get us backstage passes.
Now, if I can just find Claire St.
Clair, oh, I'm sure he'd let a fellow goth stick aficionado play his instrument.
Huh?
Oh, excuse me, janitor.
Do you know where the green room is?
That depends.
Where's your backstage pass?
Oh, uh, yeah, it's right... Huh?
He's in my band!
Oh, this must be it.
Okay.
Claire St.
Clair?
It is I, Squid... Patrick!
Sorry, I don't know anyone named Squid Patrick.
Patrick, you idiot.
What are you doing here?
Well, this isn't my room.
Did you not see the star on the door?
Where's the green room?
I'm trying to find a band.
I don't know.
Hey, I'll bet my friend Stan does.
Yo, Stan!
Hey, Stan.
Hey, could you show my friend where the green room is?
Don't worry, I'll take good care of it.
Help me.
Bye, Squid Patrick!
Have fun!
Hey, where's my patty?
Ooh!
Yeah, over here!
I'm a patty-launching machine!
Thank you, patty boy.
It was nothing.
Nothing?
I'm out of patties?
Well, I guess I just better make some more.
Huh?
Fresh, hot Krabby Patties here!
Put a patty in your pie hole, huh?
Aw, looks like I fed my entire section.
Hmm.
Ah!
Well, I guess Squidward wouldn't mind if I sell a few patties in his section.
They'll never look for me up here.
Ooh!
Whoa!
Ugh, who eats yogurt at a rock concert?
All right, where am I?
The stage!
Oh, forget the green room!
That's Claire St.
Clair's clarinet!
Ladies and gentlefish, pollocks and fries, here's the band you've all been waiting for!
You know them, you love them, it's the Low Tide!
Ow!
I was a lonely, lonely lad.
Solitary soul.
Didn't have a rock and I didn't know how to roll.
Join me, a band.
Singin' on the stage.
They was foolin' and a-screamin' and a-cryin' on the rage.
It's a fiend frenzy.
Everybody wants a piece of me.
It's a fiend frenzy.
I can't get me no privacy.
Buddy, could you put down your phone?
You're blocking my shot!
Looks like everyone has a patty.
Everyone but the band!
Ah-ha!
Must sell patties.
Whoa!
There's no stopping me this time.
Here we go.
A one, a two.
Huh?
Hey, what's going on?
Help me!
I'm walking!
Huh?
Special delivery for the low tides.
Whoa!
Don't forget!
Brought to you by the Krusty Krab!
The Krusty Krab.
A crummy place to eat?
I didn't know they were serving us crummy food.
Huh?
Oh, come on!
Boo!
Boo, I say!
Hey, no, no, no!
You don't understand!
It's not crummy!
It's yummy!
Ooh, that's a hot beat, Mr. Krabs.
Oh, that's pretty good.
Now, let's get the chaps.
All right, now for a little licorice stick.
Squidward's got to clear it in.
Run!
I can't believe it.
This really is the greatest clarinet ever made.
And you're the greatest audience I've ever...
Huh?
Nice gel, baby.
Validation?
Oh, thank you, Claire St.
Clair.
Oh, this is the best day of my life.
I can die happy.
Ah.
Oh, no you don't!
You're working today!
And courses you can't collect!
Catch!
Well, still the best day of my life.