Be quiet down there, or I'm calling the police!
I said, be quiet or I'm calling the police!
My house, my shelter, my life!
My, my, my.
So, who are you gonna stay with till you find a new house, Squidward?
Me or Patrick?
I wouldn't stay with either of you two idiots if the entire ocean was on fire and you were the only ones with water.
So there's a chance.
Ow!
Roughing it ain't so rough.
Too rough!
Oh, I guess it's Patrick.
I did it by myself!
That is correct.
May I ask who's calling?
Oh, hi, Squidward!
So, um, I've decided to take you up on your generous invitation.
What about my generator's vitamins?
I'm staying with you, you moron!
Um, that is, if you'll have me.
Oh, boy!
Squidward's day ain't over!
Simply Shining's my boy!
You can take my bed, Squiddy old buddy.
Well, um, maybe it won't be so bad staying here after all.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the sand mites find... But if they do, just let me know and I'll smash them!
Hmm.
Um... Hmm.
Uh-huh.
Oh, a leaky rock.
Oh, you titanic twist!
Get down from there!
I'll smash him for you, Squidward!
Squidward?
Where are you?
In your navel?
That tickles.
What is this place?
Huh?
Squidward?
Did you do all this?
Well, I figured if I have to stay here, I might as well make it livable.
Lard cake.
If you make me lard cakes every morning, Squiddy, you can do anything you want.
Uh-uh-uh.
The etiquette spoon says eat like a gentleman.
Oh.
A gentleman!
Watch me, idiot.
A gentleman eats like this.
Holy halibut, can he actually be taught?
I can mold you.
I can squeeze this lump of clay into a cultured sophisticate.
I will make you the most tolerable roommate of all time.
You'll be my roommate-sterpiece.
More lard cakes, please.
Hmm.
Ah!
Classy.
Culture lovers, welcome to the Classy Chaos!
I am Spectacular, and this is my protege, Patrick Panache.
He got me everything I blow!
And now, get ready to... Feel the Arctic!
Yes.
What?
Hey, watch me, everyone!
I will now bedazzle your dazzlers with interpretive dance!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
My turn!
Who knew that Patrick could dance like an angel?
Bravo!
Oh, Mr. Krabs, you dropped this.
Patrick Palash!
You make a better Squidward than Squidward does.
Hey, stop making those noises!
Those aren't my noises!
Patrick is the best Squidward!
Squidward, what do you think of your new protege, huh?
New protege?
He stinks!
And he's not a better mate!
He's an imposter!
Hmm.
Well, if Patrick makes a better Squidward, maybe you'd make a better Patrick.
Yeah, right.
I would make a better Patrick.
Wait a minute, that's it.
That'll teach him.
Oh, thanks, SpongeBob.
Oh, wait a minute, Squidward.
You dropped your cheese.
The next morning.
Well, Patrick, time for another lovely day in the flower garden of life.
I love you, Brick.
Squidward, you kelphead, what did you do to my beautiful house?
Define do.
Ah!
Don't put my art up your nose, you cretin!
I might need that someday.
I'll play the old licorice stick.
That always soothes my nerves.
Doesn't taste like licorice.
My clarinet!
No!
Oh, sorry.
You want some?
The Etiquette Spoon came back and he says, eat like a gentleman.
I'm going to go play with my best friend, SpongeBob.
Yeah, you do that while I take a pet nap.
Ha.
Ha-ha!
What are those ninnies up to now?
I told you you'd make a great Patrick, Squidward.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Calm down, you two!
Hey, Patrick, heads up!
I said be quiet, you two, or I'm calling the... Mud puddle!
Hey-ho!
He's Patrick again!
Finally!
Squidward, look!
It's the new house I ordered!
No more Patrick!
Goodnight, SpongeBob.
Night, Patrick.
Goodnight, Squidward.