Oh, no!
Karen, can you give me a hand with my new doodadatron?
Sorry, Sheldon.
I'm off to visit my motherboard.
Wait!
How am I supposed to get anything done without you?
Don't worry.
I put up help-wanted flyers for an intern.
See?
Ooh, intern wanted.
Apply today at Chum Bucket Labs.
I'm a mad scientist.
If getting help was that easy, I wouldn't have built a computer wife.
Is this where I apply for the intern job?
Hello and welcome to Chum Bucket Labs.
As an intern, you will gain valuable work experience at a sub-minimum wage.
Well, that narrowed it down.
I want to do the science!
Okay, let's see how you handle scientific equipment.
This is my dupli-maker.
It's very, very simple.
Oh, like me!
Just put this coin in the chamber.
Gotcha!
No!
Just a coin, you idiot!
Do we get the job?
I'll tell you what you get.
You get out!
Hi, I'm Patrick.
No, I'm Patrick.
Who's Patrick?
Well, great.
Not a single applicant left.
Hello?
I'm still here.
eat plankton.
I don't eat plankton.
That's baby food.
I'm just here for the job.
Really?
You're not gonna eat me?
Ew, no.
I just need money, but my dad's such a skinflint with my allowance.
All right, you're hired.
Whatever.
As the junior intern of Chum Bucket Labs, you're responsible for extremely important tasks.
Oh, wow.
Like what?
You make an excellent ladder, Junior Intern.
Yes!
My evil robot is complete!
This thing can't stop me now!
Except that tiny doorway.
No one asked you, junior intern.
By the way, I forgot to give you your very own lab instrument.
Ooh, what's it do?
Why don't you push it around and find out?
Observe, my lowly intern, and tremble at the power of my mighty, uh, laser thingy.
It'll blow the door off a safe.
And everything in it.
Get to work, intern.
Okay.
Behold my instant monster maker.
Yes, a creature strong enough to rip open a safe with its bare hands.
Tentacles.
Bare tentacles, even worse!
Ew, gross!
Don't bother sweeping it up.
Thanks, Mr. Plankton.
You're gonna need a mop.
How was your first day at your summer job, sweetie?
It's so boring.
My boss doesn't let me do any of the fun stuff.
Now, now, my little cetacean.
Work ain't supposed to be fun.
But, Daddy, my boss is... It don't matter who your boss is.
A good employee follows the boss's orders.
If you say so, Daddy.
I'll just power up the old rectifier.
Install the free-range poultry!
Plus a final adjustment.
Morning, Buzz!
Watch it!
This instrument is very delicate!
Can I help with the cool science stuff today, Mr. Plankton?
Please?
Can you materialize me a Krabby Patty, junior intern?
No.
Didn't think so.
But I can give you the recipe.
You can get me Krabs' secret formula?
Well, he is my dad.
Eugene Krabs is your father?
Duh!
Everyone knows that.
Are you free to attend a corporate espionage conference tonight, senior intern?
Oh, yes!
Later that night.
Thanks for the advice, Daddy.
I've already got a promotion and I'm working an extra shift tonight.
Love you.
Remember, the boss always knows best.
Overlord to Flunky.
Come in, Flunky.
Flunky here.
I read you, Overlord.
Over.
Give me a boost up to the window.
Over.
You got it, boss.
Over.
Ahem.
I forgot I had a spare key.
Come on.
Somebody's coming.
Hide!
That perforated pea brain should be home in bed!
Let's get out of here!
Wait.
I think SpongeBob's sleep cooking... Spongeboob is even more oblivious than usual.
He has no idea what's going on.
Yup.
Shh!
You're gonna wake him up!
Over.
Mayonnaise!
Order up!
Why didn't I think of that?
Where am I?
Oh!
Right then.
Er... money... I mean... hello?
Mr. Krabs!
I'm not singing any more lullabies, SpongeBob.
No!
I'm Mr. Krusty Krab!
Franklin and the giant goon are trying to steal the secret formula!
The formula?
I'll be right there, boy-o!
Ooh, what's your plan to open the safe?
Power drill?
Explosives?
The Large Haddock Collider?
Nah, I'll just use the combination.
Diabolical!
I can almost taste that Krabby Patty now.
The formula is mine, nom nom.
You'll have to get past me first, Plankton.
And you'll have to get past me too.
Tell your giant goon to hand over me formula, Plankton.
Daddy, I'm a flunky, not a goon.
Stay out of this, Pearl.
Pearl!
What are you doing with me, bitter enemy?
Working for Plankton is my summer job.
I was just doing what you said.
Remember, a good employee follows their boss's orders.
Yeah, but now when your boss is... Oh, me and my big mouth.
Honey, you don't have to work for this, Bowser.
You pop in a formula and you can come work for me.
You're too late, Krabs.
Your daughter works for me now.
I'll give you the formula back, Daddy, on one condition.
Triple my allowance, so I don't have to work for anyone this summer.
T-T-T-Triple?
All right.
Sorry, Mr. Plankton, but I quit.
Sweet Neptune, she is gonna eat me!
you can forget that letter of recommendation