Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Order for... Disgusting!
You people eat like animals!
Animals!
Oh, there's nipples!
Oh, my nipples!
Oh, no.
You cannot bring a worm in here.
It's unclean.
And some of us are allergic.
What's with all the sniffy fits out here, Mr. Squidward?
It's not my fault, Mr. Krabs.
She snuck a pet into the restaurant.
Oh, I didn't know my sweet little Fifi wasn't alone.
Stop!
Well, your sweet little foo-foo's gotta go.
We have a strict policy.
No pets allowed.
What a shame.
Krabby Patties are all my Fifi will eat these days.
I would have gladly paid double the price if it only meant she could have her favorite food.
Ah, there, all fixed.
See?
Now, pets allowed.
Oh, how delightful.
Of course.
I tell you, Mrs. Grigory, I'm making more money than that toad.
Hold it right there, Krabs.
Oh, no!
The health inspector!
Oh, yes, the health inspector.
And I'm afraid you can't run a restaurant and a feedlot out of the same building.
It's unsanitary.
I'm shutting you down, unless you pick one, people or pets.
Ooh.
Oh, yeah.
I choose pets.
What?
No!
All right, you heard the man.
If you eat a pet, you're trespassing.
Time to go.
Get a move on.
Wait a minute.
What about our pets?
Oh, well, don't worry.
I'll still be billing you for whatever they eat.
Oh.
Oh!
Ooh-hoo, Sandy!
Your Alaskan bullworm certainly was hungry.
Sweet jawbone of sin and tone, I'm broke!
Looks like I'm eating canned nuts for the rest of the year.
Welcome, little worm.
Here at the Krusty Krab, it's a packed paradise.
Enjoy yourself, and don't forget to order something to eat.
I'll order for you.
Hey, man, can I, like, get a Krabby Patty to go?
Sorry, pets only.
You can try your luck across the street.
Aw, I don't want to eat chum.
The house special.
it's great that my pets are eating and all but I'm still hungry
I wish I was a pet so I could eat off the floor.
You are eating off the floor.
Yeah, but I want to eat Krabby Patties off the floor.
The pink dude might have the right idea, guys.
If we dress up like pets, we could trick crabs into serving us, of course!
If you want to make costumes, I have a craft corner.
Now's my chance to sneak into the Krusty Krab in my pet spot.
Hey, what's happening?
No spot!
Stop digesting me, Spot!
Bad spot!
No!
Barnacles.
Into the wall you go!
What the... Oh, boy.
I mean, I... I... Wolf!
Wolf!
Squidward!
Yes, mister.
Why don't all these new pets have paddies in front of them?
I'm running a business.
Now they shelter.
Greetings, fellow lagomorph.
Perhaps you might consider sharing a sliver of your back.
Whoa!
I'm just being... Good boys!
Ho!
My leg!
Who's ready for a violent brawl?
Stop, please!
The Krusty Krab is a place of peace.
The Health Inspector?
Uh, Roar?
But I thought you said people and pets can't eat together.
Yeah, what are you doing here?
This whole mess is your fault.
Yeah!
Um, I was just hungry for a Krabby Patty.
We've all been there, right?
Plus, I, um, I learned something today.
SpongeBob, give me a bouncy C, would you?
Ooh, gladly.
Pets are people too Just like me, just like you Yes, whatever you like to do There's a pet who likes it too There's a pet for people who like to run And one for people who don't A pet for folks who avoid the sun And for those who should but won't A pet for people who sing and dance A pet for people who cry A pet for people who take a chance And for those with just one eye
Yes, no matter what we say or do There's just one thing I know is true We all eat patties, yes we do And every pet likes eating them too Because pets are people too Just like me, just like you Just whatever you like to do There's a pet who's just like you Just like you Pets!
Pets and people deserve to eat side by side.
Yes!
And a round of patties for everyone!
course I do didn't you hear this song
Then they count as fire hazards!
I'm the fire marshal, and you're overcapacity, Krabs!
Shut her down!
Everyone out!
What?
No!
Wait!
Come back!
Me pet profits!
Oh, I ruined!
Hey, uh, Mr. Krabs, I was planning on taking a Krabby Patty home to my Gare Bear.
You could overcharge me for it if you want.
Really?
Thanks, Boyo.
You're a good minimum-wage employee.