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Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish... SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Nice flippin' today, Spatty.
Great grill work, really.
And we couldn't have done it without you, Flamey.
See you tomorrow.
Gallop and garbage!
I've never seen the Krusty Krab covered in this much filth.
Well, what do you expect from a sewer dwellers convention?
Table manners?
You don't have to go back to the sewer, but you can't stay here!
We're closed!
Boyo, make sure this place is spotless before you leave.
Aye-aye, Mr. Krabs!
Aye-aye-aye.
This is gonna take me all night.
Well, I better get started.
I wish I had a friend to help me clean this place up.
Strong wind coming in from the east.
More specifically, old wager, we're coming in from the northeast.
Who said that?
I did, governor.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Moppy, that landing was perfectly practical in every way.
Bark, bark!
Who are you?
Why, I'm Sammy Suckerfish, the jolly janitor, I am, I am.
And the word on the wind is, you need help cleaning.
Boy, do I!
Hiya, Moppy!
Bark, bark!
Blimey!
Will you take a gander at all that lovely, ruddy filth?
What should we clean first?
Well, I always like to start with the eyes of the eatery.
That meaning, the windows!
Ooh!
I'm ready!
You can put those away, me old mucker.
But how are we gonna wash the windows?
Well, I'll tell ya!
There are janitors who only clean with brushes.
Others use a rag or cloth or broom.
But when all is said and done, I find it best to use me tongue.
So excuse me while I lick this room.
Wow!
Now give your tongue a go.
Okay!
Yuck!
Sammy, that tastes horrible.
How about now?
Mmm!
Now I can't taste anything.
If you can't smell it, you can't taste it.
Back to singing!
Lick all the dirt up, lickity-split Lick all the dirt up, every bit Lick all the windows, lick all the doors Lick up the ceiling, lick up the floors Lick all the dirt up, that's the plan Spit out the dirt into the can Lick all the dirt up, in the face Lick all the dirt up, off your face I'll never use a copper rag again My tongue can now, I'll clean and brush them up
He's SpongeBob and I'm Sammy, we refuse to use a shammy, we're looking dead up and we will never stop!
Crabs is cheap.
Squidward smells.
It's true, Squidward smells great!
But how do we get this graffiti off?
Some stains are so tough, they need a little bit of magic soap!
One, two, graffiti!
Ah!
They're gonna clean us to death!
With our own tongues!
Not necessarily.
Graffiti?
Boo!
Yay!
We did it!
We cleaned everything!
I'm sure there's still more cleaning round here to do, love.
Sniff out the dirt, Moppy old girl.
Oh, I spy with my little eye, this filthy room.
Oh, uh, no, no.
Mr. Krabs doesn't like anybody in his office.
I'm sure your Mr. Krabs wouldn't mind if we tidied up a bit.
These walls are chock full of clutter.
But, Sammy, that's Mr. Krabs' private property.
Excuse me, lad.
Sammy, we're gonna get in big trouble.
Not the bed!
Not the secret formula!
Secret formula?
You mean... this?
Sammy Suckerfish, you spit out that secret formula this instant!
I told you, I can't stop cleaning!
Sammy!
I got you surrounded.
Sammy, stop it!
No!
Huh?
Oh, Mr. Krabs, I'm so sorry.
I told him to stop.
Step aside, boyo.
I know what's going on here.
Evening, governor.
Take off that phony British hat, Plankton.
You're not fooling anyone.
I know you're in there, Plankton.
Come on, get out of there already.
Hey, keep it down.
Some people have to steal the secret formula in the morning.
Wait.
If he's not Plankton, then who is he?
He's a magical janitor that licked off your safe door and the secret formula with it.
Huh?
Give that back!
No worries, Jinx.
That shape is as clean as a whistle.
Right, Moppy.
Introducing the Mopettes!
He's still got the secret formula stuck to his tongue!
I gotta get the formula back.
Me too.
No, no, you don't, Sheldon.
Get out!
Hey, I've got a stake in this too, you know.
Okay.
Temporary truce.
Stop that!
What?
Double time!
That's so hard!
Uh-oh.
Lick all the dirt up.
Sorry, Sammy, but we need your tongue.
I told you, I can't stop playing.
Uh, Sammy, you have smudges all over you.
No smudge on me.
Well then, suppose it's bath time, innit?
Huh?
Secret formula!
That was fun, eh, Spongy?
Show long, and don't say I never give you nothing.
Whoops!
The formula!
Oh, thanks, Gardner.
Say cheese, secret formula!
Clean that dirty little scoundrel!
I'm just kidding!
I hope it's clear why we don't let strangers in after closing time, Boyo.
Yes, sir, Mr. Krabs!
We're still clear.