Not bad, but let's see what you think of this move.
Excuse me, Patrick, I should get this.
Yellow.
Oh, hello, son.
Are you busy?
Well, Patrick and I are pretty deep into a game of upside-down checkers, but I always have time for you and Mom.
Boop!
We're very glad to hear that because we have a surprise for you.
Boop!
A surprise?
I love surprises!
Can you come over right away?
You bet!
See you soon!
Sorry, Patrick, I have to go.
But Gary can finish the game with you.
Looks like I only have one move left.
Hi, Mom!
Hi, Dad!
Hello, darling!
My surprise has to be around here somewhere.
It sure is, son.
Are you ready for it?
Where is it?
Well, you're standing on it.
Meet your new brother, Sheldon.
We found him on our doorstep this morning.
He was just as cute as a button.
And we did what any decent sponges would do and immediately adopted the little foundling.
I'm your new brother!
Wait a minute... This is... Great!
I've always wanted a brother!
Alright, you two boys have fun!
All right, SpongeBob, you heard the dopes.
I mean, Mommy and Daddy.
We're brothers now, and brothers tell each other everything.
Especially the Krabby Patty secret formula.
You're right, Plankton.
There's no secrets between brothers.
Yes!
But first, we have to get closer by doing things together, like brothers do.
Fine.
First up, a little game of catch.
Hold on!
This glove is too big!
Heads up!
Here you go.
Nice throw, Plankton.
Now here comes one with a little spice on it.
No way!
It burns!
Oh.
Oh, Harold, it's so nice to see our boys getting along.
Oh, it really is, dear.
Okay, enough cats.
How about we share secrets now?
Sorry, but we haven't filled our brotherly love meter yet.
We have more bonding to do.
And what better way to brotherly bond than by helping our neighbors?
I'm sure these nice ladies will have some chores for us to do.
Oh, goody.
Whatever you're selling, I'm not buying!
No, ma'am.
My brother and I were hoping you had some housework that needs doing.
You two look like a couple of weirdos!
And I don't let weirdos touch my stuff!
Ma!
Give it a rest!
Don't mind her.
You boys can mow our kelp lawn.
Moe is up by the tires.
Careful!
We're always careful, ma'am.
OK, little brother, you get the motor going and I'll drive.
Hey, can we switch places?
That's cute, but you're not tall enough to work the controls.
Now give her a good tug.
Alright, whatever.
Are you okay?
You were supposed to be careful.
Nice work.
I think.
Here's a shiny nickel, boys.
You're paying for this mess!
Quit spoiling the merry.
A lousy nickel?
Why, you decrepit... We're rich!
Okay, next we're gonna head down to the junkyard and play with the metal shredder.
No way!
I've had it with your torturous activities.
I'm... Wait a second.
Where are we?
Right by the clown college.
Why?
We have to get out of here right now.
Come on, we'll take the long way home.
What's the matter?
You're not afraid of clowns, are you?
Ah!
I thought I told you not to come around here, shrimp.
You might have mentioned that before, Squeakers.
That's Mr. Squeakers to you.
Looks like my big shoes get to stomp a tiny punk today.
Brother!
No!
What?
You!
You saved me from that big-footed buffoon!
Of course.
Brothers stick up for each other.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but, uh, I think I want to do more stuff with you, big brother.
That cloud looks like an elephant fish.
That one looks like an iron maiden.
That one looks like a baby jellyfish.
Ooh, that one looks like a depth charge.
Thank you, SpongeBob, for a truly wonderful day.
I had a lot of brothers and sisters growing up, but never one who was actually nice to me.
Little brother, I'm ready.
Ready?
Ready for what?
We're real brothers now.
I'm ready to share my deepest, most secretest secret.
I swore I'd never tell it to anyone.
Oh, but I'm nervous.
Could you go first?
Of course.
Anything for my brother.
I put on a gruff exterior because I don't want the world to hurt me.
But deep down, I'm afraid I'll push everyone away and end up alone.
Well, thanks very much for sharing that, little brother.
Now it's my turn.
No one is supposed to know this, but... but... Yes?
Yes?
My tie?
It's... a clip-on!
I know it!
Wait, what?
I never learned how to tie a tie!
Look at it!
Glut your eyes upon my accursed shape!
Sure felt good to get that off my chest.
That's it?
That's your secret?
Are you kidding me?
Yep, that was it.
Wait, are you upset?
You're darn right I am!
You were supposed to tell me the secret formula!
Nobody cares about your tie!
The secret formula?
That's what you wanted to hear?
I can't share that.
It's locked in my brain box.
Well then, I'll use this key to unlock it!
Oh boy, I was afraid of this.
It looks like you two just weren't made to be brothers.
Such a shame.
Hey, what are you doing?
Well, the only thing responsible parents can do.
Making our child someone else's problem.
Bye, Plankton.
I really liked having you as a brother.
Yeah, well I hate it every minute.
Why, look, Caesar!
It's a baby boy!
Fantastic!
I've always wanted our son to have a brother!
Oh, Patrick!
Alright!
Let's play checkers!
Checkers, checkers, checkers!
Oh, brother.
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