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Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Look, Patrick!
Dirty Bubble trading cards!
The rarest trading cards in existence!
I invoke the ancient rite of... Can't argue with that!
Yes!
My collection of Dirty Bubble-abilia will finally be complete!
Congratulations!
You're the coolest guy here!
Ah, there's nothing like the smell of vintage dust.
Bubble Bass!
Have you been in that musty comic shop again?
You march yourself upstairs and take your bath!
While we're here, why not make the most of it?
A little official dirty bubble bubble bath.
Now, where are those cards?
Ooh, they come with a stick of dirty bubble bubble gum!
Oh dear, the nostalgic flavor has given me a case of dyspepsia.
Yes!
I'm free!
The dirty bubble!
You chewing that crusty gum has freed me from Mermaid Man's bubble gum trap!
What's your name, my bulbous buddy?
Bubble Bass?
What a perfect name for my new sidekick.
Or should I say, inside-kick.
Let me out!
As a reward for releasing me, you're my new partner in crime.
Going on a... bubble bath!
You're even filthier than before you took a bath!
It's not my fault, Mother.
I'm trapped inside this foul felon!
I hate to come between a man-child and his mama, but it's time to grind!
Filthy!
It'll take forever to get out of this goop.
I'm sorry, Mother.
Okay, let's get busy now.
Please!
Remove yourself from my person!
Sorry, fella, but you'll be the perfect cover for my crimes.
And don't get any funny ideas.
The Dirty Bubble is in control now.
Physical activity?
No!
Anything but that!
Please do something!
Now that you know who's boss, let's start our grime spree.
I haven't bagged a bank in ages.
Nobody move!
This is a stink-up!
Disgusting!
We may need to do a little... money laundering.
I guess crime does pay.
Freeze, you filthy felon!
Thanks for the compliment, officer.
I'm beginning to enjoy this... felonious... excursion.
I need sustenance, though.
I know the perfect crime to fill our bellies!
I like your moxie!
Show me what you got, sidekick!
Give me all your Krabby Patties post-haste.
Keep your shirt on.
And goop on.
All our Krabby Patties?
I'll handle this chummy system, Mr. Squidward.
SpongeBob, we need a Krabby Bucket pronto!
Order up!
Love the dirty bubble cosplay, Bubble Bass.
Oh, yes!
This greasy grub is most invigorating!
The real dirty bubble!
It was a delightful repast, but I'm afraid I still require a refund.
Me mummy!
Bubble Bash!
Get out of me restaurant!
But first, give me me money back.
Sorry, we won't be leaving.
Until we're done thieving!
Oh, no!
Patrick!
SpongeBob!
So is my sidekick.
Here's another one, partner.
Hey, find your own panty, you sucker!
Wait!
Don't go!
Oh, if only Mermaid Man were here.
I think we can handle this ourselves.
Wow!
Let's go pop that bubble.
Stop right there, dirty bubble.
What are you supposed to be, a Mermaid Man tribute band?
Say hello to Mermaid Pants!
Captain Tightwad!
Doctor Negative!
And Affordable Car!
Don't you mean Barnacle Star?
What he said.
Ha!
Sea Star, fight!
Swat!
Ah!
Feel my penny pinch!
Pinch!
Watch the claws, Krabby.
Try my negative vibes.
Vibes?
Your negativity is no match for my disdain.
Who cares?
What a bummer.
Bummer!
You're our last hope, Barnacle Star.
Sorry, I got nothing.
Nothing?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Now that those counterfeit clowns are pulverized, what nefarious misdeeds should we commit next?
My filthy powers are running low, partner.
I need a recharge.
I know the perfect place to invigorate your noxious batteries.
The Chum Bucket!
Bring out as many buckets of chum as you can.
Show me the money first.
and keep it coming.
Ooh!
Why, certainly, sir!
Oh!
Mmm!
Disgustingly delicious!
The Jumbucket serves the foulest fare in Bikini Bottom.
I can feel its putrid power coursing through my bubbly body!
I must have more! 382...
Or should I say, chomp pot?
I may have made a slight... miscalculation.
This chubby chow has made me invincible!
Ooh, leftovers?
Huh?
Uh-oh.
You!
From now on, I'll stick to villains who don't control my life.
Bubble bath!
Mother!
You come home right this instant and finish your bath!
Right away, Mother.