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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
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SpongeBob SquarePants!
And now, the Jellyson Group.
Good evening, and welcome to the Jellyson Group.
Bikini Bottom's best and only show about jellyfishing.
My guests tonight are jellyfishing fashion journalist Fabrika Olay, famed jellyfish juggler Fish-O the Clown,
and something called a sponge bob.
Tonight, we will be discussing the moon jellyfish.
Only seen once every 25 years, we'll soon be migrating through Bikini Bottom.
If I can just interrupt, there's no evidence this jellyfish even exists.
Has anyone seen it, much less caught it?
Kevin C. Cucumber, the greatest jellyfisher who ever lived, caught the moon jellyfish.
Pull his famous moon-catching clip.
I got it!
I caught the moon jellyfish!
I love jellyfishing!
That video is a fake!
Well, it looked real to me.
That fish is real, you big-shoed buffoon!
The moon jellyfish is a fake!
Stop!
It's not fake!
And I'll prove it to you by catching the moon jellyfish just like Kevin did.
What did I tell you, Gary?
Maybe if I can get Kevin to help me, I'll have a chance to catch that moon jellyfish.
And I know just where to find Kevin.
at the Jelly Spotter's Glove House!
Ooh!
Meep!
Meep, meep!
Hello, I'm looking for Meep.
Meep.
Heaven?
Is it really you?
I'm not worthy!
I'm Patrick.
Patrick?
You're the president of the Jelly Spotters Club?
Sure am.
We drew straws and I was the first one to eat them all.
That's great.
Is Kevin Cucumber here?
You mean the guy that looks like a nerdy pickle?
He got kicked out of the club years ago and mysteriously disappeared.
No one knows where he is.
Huh?
But if you want to find him, here's his current address.
One, two, three, shack in the woods lane.
Thank you, Patrick.
That's President Patrick to you, Sonny Jim.
Can I get a refill on these?
Well, these are the woods, and this is the only lane I see.
This must be the place.
Hello?
Kevin?
You here?
Time for walkies, Miss Marigold.
Hello, ma'am.
I'm looking for Kevin C. Cucumber.
Have you seen him?
Oh, Kevin?
SpongeBob?
Kevin!
What are you doing here at my secret forest shame hole?
Looking for you, silly.
I need some moon jellyfish catching tips from the master.
Master?
Ha!
I've lost any skills I might have once had.
I don't remember how to catch a regular jelly.
I don't even remember how to catch a cold.
Ah.
Don't worry, Kevin.
I can get you back in shape.
Then we can catch the moon jelly, and then you'll be on top again.
Just like the old days.
You think so?
It's worth a try.
Thanks, SpongeBob.
This is the best day I've had in years.
Maybe we'll clean you up first.
Kevin is back, baby!
Now that you're looking the part, let's shake the rust off those jellyfishing skills, shall we?
Hmm.
Yeah!
Maybe we'll start with something a little easier.
Jelly babies!
Okay, maybe something a lot easier.
Ow!
Now go ahead, Kevin.
I'll take your bald death swing.
Hmm?
Okay, now for the real deal.
What's step one in catching the moon jellyfish?
Uh, I know this one.
Wait for the moon to come out so we can see it.
Ooh, good step one.
Here it comes.
Ooh.
Okay, Kevin, what's step two?
Kevin?
Kevin!
Tire the moon jelly out by getting it to chase us.
That must be step two, huh?
There is no step two.
I don't know how to catch a moon jellyfish.
I faked the moon catching on a sound stage so people would think I was cool.
I got it!
But this is your chance to catch it and really be cool.
Our best bet is to surround it.
You go left, I'll go right.
We'll catch it between us.
And remember, stealth is key.
Ah!
Ah
Hey, it's a blue jellyfish!
Look at that!
I don't think we're gonna catch up to that jellyfish, SpongeBob.
My knees are getting tired.
Hmm.
If we can't outrun it, maybe we can trap it.
But we'll need some bait.
What would a moon jellyfish like to eat?
Cheese!
Freeze, moon jelly!
Prepare to be caught.
We're losing the light!
The moon jelly's gonna disappear!
Losing the light, you say?
Maybe you could use a little moonlight.
Ooh!
Look!
It's working!
We need more Moonlight!
We caught him!
We did it, Kevin!
We did it!
Sorry, SpongeBob, but there's no we about it.
I'm the sole catcher of the moon jellyfish.
Wait a minute.
Where are we going?
Where are you taking me?
Wow.
Where's the moon jelly going?
Home, Patrick.
Home.
Until it comes back in 25 years, that is.
I hate jellyfishing.