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Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Oh, Sheldon, this has been the best birthday I've ever had!
And it ain't over yet!
It's time for the birthday girl to open her present!
Ta-da!
Oh!
It's a gift certificate for... Tango lessons!
You know I'd love to dance with you, sweetie, but we've tried this before, and if you recall... Yeah, oh yeah!
Yee-haw!
It did not go well.
This time is gonna be different!
Because your other birthday present is... this!
The Lake Yanker 5 zillion!
This is for you, baby!
Oh, nice weather up here.
Well, hello, tall, green, and evil.
May I have this dance?
Love the new stems, Plankton.
8 p.m.
already.
Where's our dance instructor?
I'm your tango instructor, Suzy Bruce.
And when I'm done with you, this is how you gotta move.
So, everyone start dancing and I'll come around and give you some tips.
You're breaking the first screw, honey.
It takes two to tango.
Sorry, Miss Screw.
Mr. Krabs ordered me to be Pearl's tango partner tonight, but she just doesn't dig my tangy moves.
SpongeBob, you can't tango.
I need a real dance partner, not a cackling, bow-legged goop ball.
No offense.
I take it as a compliment.
I can teach anyone to tango.
All you gotta do is... Wow!
You can tango.
Thanks to Susie Groove.
That's too close to tango.
One, two, three.
Relax, Sheldon.
I'm trying, my little whirling dervish, but these legs have minds of their own.
That way, you idiots!
Come hold yourself, darling.
We're in public.
I know.
I just need something to balance me.
See?
It works!
Uh-oh!
Wait!
I got it!
Ow!
Sorry, Susie.
I just washed my legs and I can't do a thing with them.
Legs ain't your problem, honey.
If you want a tango, you've gotta learn to dance with your hips!
With my lips?
This isn't working.
That's because I said hips!
Watch me.
All you gotta do is...
My hips are so hip.
You got your work cut out for you, Sheldon.
My hips can't do that.
Of course they can.
You gotta force them to do it.
The tango is physical, emotional, and most importantly, aggressive.
What?
Aggressive?
Now you're talking my language.
Yeah, we speak fluent aggression.
Good!
Tap into that aggression and put it in your head.
Now, abrazo!
Embrace!
Abrazo.
Ready?
All you gotta do is... Terrific tangoing, Planktons.
Yeah, I thought we were good.
Oh, how nice of you to say.
Whoa!
Abrazo, my stinky cheese!
Abrazo, my rotten rose!
Oh no!
I accidentally dropped my spice strip!
Oopsie!
Wasn't very nice of Plankton and Karen.
Hey, no it wasn't!
But that's the tango, honey!
Nice aggression!
Thank you, Susie.
I haven't had this much fun since I got defragged.
I'd say we're the best in the class.
Wouldn't you, Miss Groom?
I think you're both great, but my top students might disagree.
Top students?
Yeah, they're late today.
The Tango Masters have arrived.
Sorry we're late.
Bubble Bass needed clean underwear.
Mother!
Bubble Bass and his mom!
That's right.
Mother and I have won the Undersea Tango Championship three years in a row.
We're the best!
But yet somehow and without warning, we're the best!
I smell a dance-off!
Insects.
Ta-da!
Wow!
Try it out, Tango Land!
Don't mind if we do.
I said we're the best!
Bravo!
Looks like someone ordered the best sandwich.
Well, that was fun, but I guess we're not aggressive enough to be the best.
Nobody is more aggressive than us.
We just have more practice.
If only there was some way we could cheat and show them who's really the best.
Let's just go home, Sheldon.
Here, this fell out of your pocket.
Ooh, it's my Ray-Ray-Ray, the device that turns me into my alter ego with great hair, Ray-Ray.
That'll make me more aggressive.
Ooh, you're right, Plankton.
My Ray-Ray is the only one who could take charge of this.
Hold still.
It's Ray-Ray, baby!
Oops.
Sorry.
Wrong old man.
It's Ray-Ray, baby.
Looks like someone ordered a cold plate of revenge.
With extra humiliation.
Tango rematch, honey!
Yay!
I want to hate the Planktons, but they're so good!
Oh, there, there, there.
He dances like an angel.
Of Deb?
By the tango vested in me, I pronounce Karen and Ray-Ray my top students, honey!
We did it, Ray-Ray!
We're the best!
Happy birthday, Karen Cakes!
Top of the world!
Now for the big finish!
Oh, no!
Too much friction!
My legs!
Sorry, that's my line.
Here, Plankton, you can borrow my legs.
No, thanks.
Mine are growing back already.
Thank you, Karen.
It takes two to tango.
Come here, Ray Ray.
Spring break, baby!