I'm glad you can come to the pet park today, Patrick.
Thanks for inviting me.
I can't wait to see Gary's new tricks.
There's nothing more fun than bringing your pet to a pet park.
Spongebob!
I got one of those head things!
A concussion?
Yeah, but also the other thing.
Oh, a thought.
Yeah, I think I'd like to have my own pet to bring to the pet park.
That's a great idea.
We can stop at the pet store on the way.
Do any of these pets peak your fancy?
No.
Uh-oh.
Nope.
That one!
I want that one!
That's the pet for me!
Alright, go on through.
Hold it right there!
I'm gonna need to see some proof of pet.
Of course!
His name is Rolly.
I don't see how this thing is a pet.
Oh, yeah, take a closer look.
Oh, yes, he's adorable.
Ride it.
Thanks.
Come on, Rolly.
Rollie, rollie, rollie!
Oh!
Geode hunting is a cracking good time!
The perfect crystal quartz lattice.
An exquisite specimen for my collection.
Rolly, you're the best rock ever!
What the devil?
I drove!
Such majesty!
Heaven must have quite the geode inside!
Howdy, hello, good chap!
Whoa!
Percival Rockhound, amateur geode enthusiast.
You talk funny!
Huh?
What?
What's that, Rolly?
Rolly says he wants to play with you!
Here you go!
Hey, Patrick.
Where's Roly?
Oh, he's playing with the funny mustache man over there.
Oh, so cute.
But that's enough play, Roly.
Oh, Roly.
You ought to play with everyone today.
Oh, he's a good boy.
Uh, Patrick, maybe we should leave.
Good idea, SpongeBob.
Everybody here is sleeping anyway.
Come on, Rolly!
I will tear that rock asunder.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
What a fun day!
Now it's time to do my favorite thing!
Jumping!
Ha-ha-ha!
It's the Sir Urchin and Snail Pail Show!
I know what I'm doing!
Whoa!
Square pants resonance.
Oh, SpongeBob, I don't think Rolly likes TV.
He tore up the place.
Have you been feeding him?
Pets get cranky if they don't get their food.
Oh, yeah!
Oh, thanks, buddy.
Of course.
Rolly!
SpongeBob said you need lots of food.
Good thing I had this big bag of cement mix on hand.
Just add water.
Oh, OK.
Bone apple tea, Rolly!
Now it's time for my lunch.
I like it dry.
Huh?
Rolly, you got big!
SpongeBob?
Yes?
I fed Rolly and he got big!
Is he dying?
No, you silly.
He probably just needs a walk to go potty.
But make sure he wears his leash.
Okay!
Time for a walk, Rolly.
The world is your toilet.
Yep.
My word, how rotund his rock has grown.
I must pilfer that plump pebble.
What stinks?
Oh, it's you, Roly.
Hmm.
What am I supposed to do?
Hi, SpongeBob.
Hey, Patrick.
Rolly smells like garbage water.
Is he mad at me?
Of course not.
You can take him to a groomer to freshen him up.
Conveniently placed rock groomer.
There's one right here.
Thanks, SpongeBob.
Good day, sir.
I'm the rock groomer.
May I take that ample, glorious, collectible rock from you?
No!
Roly needs a bath.
At last, the glimmering contents of your sturdy aspects shall be mine!
Oh no!
Back, you beast!
Out!
Oh, finished already?
Wow!
Rolly, you're beautiful!
I gotta tell SpongeBob!
Hi again.
SpongeBob!
Rolly looks prettier than, um... A really pretty thing!
You've gotta see him!
Well, you should bring him down to the Bikini Bottom Pet Show.
Gary and I are here now.
Great!
See you there.
Lady, you need a bath.
Yee-haw!
Contestant 24.
Huh?
Oh!
His name is Roly.
Isn't he pretty?
What does he do?
I'll show you!
Go, Patrick, go!
Ta-da!
Well, it seems every other contestant has been... eliminated.
I suppose you win... by default.
Ever!
Finally, your crystalline cache is all mine!
Really?
Oh, no!
Good show, Oocha.
Oh, Fiddlesticks!
Rolly!
I love your new look!
So Rolly was an egg all along.
Wow!
Now that's what I call a pet!
Yay!
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