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Aye, aye, Captain.
I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain.
Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
If nautical nonsense be something you wish.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish.
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
And now, back to the Kelp Bed Kids.
The Kelp Bed Kids are hilarious!
Play four!
I wonder why it's in black and white.
It's a... artistical choice.
All right, kelp bed kids.
You's gonna spill the beans about where you hide all your candy in this here clubhouse, or else!
Thanks to you, Ajax.
We'll never tell you that it's in the cabinet.
Oh.
Sorry, gang.
Hey Patrick, don't the count that gets counted look like people we know?
I don't know any people we know.
Oh-ho-ho!
The cabinet, you say?
Ah!
Oops!
Hiya, Ajax!
It's empty!
I'm gonna give everyone here and their old man a knuckle sandwich!
Oh boy, with cheese!
With cheese!
Oh no you don't, you dizzy ding-dong!
Wah!
Hoops!
Hoops
Someone wrote all over my hula hoop.
Hey, there's an address printed on here.
And it's in Bikini Bottom!
Do you think it's where Hoops lives?
Could we?
Should we?
Ring his doorbell and run away?
No.
Toilet paper his house?
No.
Switch out his regular for decaf?
No.
We can meet him!
Gotcha.
We can meet him, then toilet paper his house.
He's gonna need it after the coffee.
This is it.
Where Hoops lives.
It's a palace!
I'm too nervous to knock.
I don't really know him.
What if he's one of those suffering artist types?
Or into witchcraft?
Or what if he's a cannibal and wants to eat us?
What if he's a cannibal and doesn't want to eat us?
We couldn't live with this shit!
Old man Walker?
What's he doing in Hoops' house?
Maybe we got the wrong house.
Oh, he's sad that he got no mail.
That's because I got it.
It's addressed to Hoops.
This is the right place.
Whoa, the whole house is filled with Kelp Bed Kids stuff.
It's just like being in the show.
Come on in!
Don't mind if I do.
Is that Hoops?
Uh, no, it's Old Man Walker again.
Remember?
From the mailbox?
Oh, yeah!
Hooligans!
Schwindlers!
Litter looters!
Oh, we didn't mean any harm!
We just wanted to meet Hoops!
We're fans!
We love Hoops!
Huh?
Hoops?
Why did you say so?
OK, old man.
Uh, I hate to break it to you, but Hoops is a little kid.
Yep, I was Hoops when I was a little kid, many years ago.
You're telling me there have been many years?
I don't believe it.
Yes, it was in the past.
I think you're trying to past one over on us.
Past one over.
I don't get it.
What are you, a couple of dizzy ding-dongs?
Hey, he said hoops is catchphrase, you dizzy ding-dongs.
You dizzy ding-dongs!
Patrick Old Man Walker is hoops!
He just kinda... sorta... decayed.
Phew!
Whoa!
Ah, you're breaking my bones!
Hey, he's got a new catchphrase!
Huh?
What was that?
Was that my heart?
Uh, no, it was outside.
Huh?
My heart's outside?
Oh, not again.
Zagnabbit!
It's that ruffian Ajax McGee!
Ajax?
Isn't he the mean kid in the Kelp Bed Kids show?
He was.
Now he's the mean adult at Shady Show's retirement home.
That's what you get for being a kelp bed kid!
Poops the poops!
Oops-a-poops.
Classic.
Hey!
I just had an idea!
Revenge!
Let's get back at Ajax!
Like, in one of your episodes!
Huh?
Episodes?
Yeah, at my age, I have a lot of episodes.
Who wants pudding?
I do.
Hold that pudding.
We can build our own tank and we'll gather material that can help that kid's way.
What bed?
Who way?
Classic hoops.
Come on!
We're coming for you, Ajax McGee!
Say hello to my mini-mangler!
Here we are, hoops!
Shady Shoals!
Now call out for Ajax.
Who am I calling?
Talk into this.
Is my prescription ready yet?
23 Skidoo!
Hey, where'd you get that pile of junk?
Never mind, I don't care!
Have some eggs!
Prepare cannon!
Fire!
Uh, you loaded the cannon with toast?
Who's up toast with eggs?
Deploying salt lick!
Engaging sea cow!
Tommy's so rough!
Toast!
Look, there goes Ajax.
I'll get yous next time.
Say my name.
I'm Hoops the Poops.
Classic.
Best Kill Bend Kids adventure ever!
High four!
Just call me Hoops the Oops.