Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish, SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Ready?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
All right, Karen.
I'm off to go shopping.
Ew!
What is that?
Hey, over here.
So, you got the goods?
Of course.
I always deliver.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Likewise, my shady friend.
So, same time next- I'm here for the formula.
Hand it over and nobody gets- You!
I seem to have stepped in some revolting substance.
No matter!
Ouch!
Honey, I'm home.
Tough day at work, dear?
Yes.
Everybody stepped on me again.
Oh, well, I know what'll cheer up my little man.
Let's dance those blues away.
Oh, boy!
Oh, yeah!
Go, Sheldon!
You were right, Karen.
I feel better already.
I've got bookie fever.
We haven't danced like this since our wedding night.
Plankton?
Oh no.
Pardon me, pardon me.
Plankton?
Plankton, are you there, sweetie?
Excuse me.
Plankton?
There you are.
At least heard of you.
That's it!
I'm not getting stepped on anymore!
Take me to my lab!
Sure, but let's find the rest of you first.
Foot deterrent version 1.1 commence test!
Not quite there... Many versions later... Foot deterrent?
Laser thingy?
Eh, might as well get this over with.
What?
Yes!
I'm invincible!
What?
All right, time for a field test in T minus three, two, one!
I fought!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Take that, you high-stepping ham!
Huh?
Oh boy, time to stop those big metal stompers.
Plankton, what tarnation are you doing?
You almost barbecued my dang paw!
Duh, that was the point.
But hey, what was that high-ass stuff you just did?
Well, that was just good old-fashioned self-defense.
You know, karate!
Looks like you could use a little self-defense, too.
Why don't you swing by my dome so I can show you some moves?
Anything to stop the stomping.
Huh?
All right, Plankton.
Come on out.
I make this key look good.
Now bow to your sensei.
Plankton bows to no one.
Good.
Now we may begin.
We must first gauge your current level of self-defense.
Now I know why they call it a sneaker maybe something a little gentler I Can't flip like you only flop Okay
Hmm, seems like you lack the fundamentals.
What you need is some basic training!
Okie dokie, furry lady.
Ow!
Now that you've mastered the basics, I reckon you're ready to spar with our real partner.
Hi, Plankton.
SpongeBob?
Don't you worry.
I'll go easy on ya.
Foam sparring boots.
I can't promise I'll do the same.
Bow to your opponent.
Now fight!
That was pretty good, Plankton.
But remember to keep your guard up.
It's no use.
I'm just too small to avoid being stepped on.
Hmm.
But in karate, your greatest weakness may also be your greatest strength.
Yeah, but in reality, that doesn't make any sense!
Allow me to demonstrate.
SpongeBob, give me the old roundhouse.
Your opponent's momentum can be used against them, no matter your size.
You okay, SpongeBob?
I would bow to you, if I could.
Ouch.
That was incredible.
Let me try.
Visualize the technique.
Grab, twist, and let gravity do the rest.
Shut up, you're distracting me.
Hi-ya!
I did it!
In your face, feet!
Congratulations, Plankton!
But remember, this technique is to be used strictly for self-defense.
Oh, of course, Sensei Sandy.
Uh, wink.
Bye-bye!
Uh, Sandy, could you give me a ride to the hospital?
Whoops!
Oh, sure, SpongeBob.
All right, who's looking to rumble?
Huh?
You!
What unexplained force of nature!
I feel so... Powerful!
And I can't help but use that power... For evil!
Oh, Crabsy!
No one can stop me now!
That secret formula will be mine!
Plankton?
No, not Plankton.
I made it!
Security ninjas?
Heh, Krabs thinks of everything.
Bring it on!
Plankton!
How did you get past me security ninjas?
With the art of karate!
Now that I can defend myself, your feet are all doomed!
Oh, you won't be laughing once I use my ultimate foot-stopping finisher!
Bad news for you, Plankton.
I don't have any feet.
You what?
Just my luck, I guess.
The old familiar sting of defeat, eh?
Six to eight weeks before I can attack the Krusty Krab again.
Oh well, at least I'm not in traction anymore.
Oh boy, only six to eight weeks before I can work at the Krusty Krab again.
Ouch!
Paratay is a pain in the... Ouch!
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