Me restaurant is packed to the gills with customers and their money.
Mr. Krabs, the register is full again.
I got it, Mr. Squidward.
Hey, why aren't you in line?
Don't you want a Krabby Patty?
I'd love one, but it's so far away.
Not quite as good as a Krabby Patty, but I didn't have to move one inch.
That food truck stole me customer!
Well, if the customers won't come to the Krusty Krab, I'll bring the Krusty Krab to them!
Mr. Krabs, what are we doing out here?
Your generous employer has a surprise for you.
I love your surprises, Mr. Krabs!
My favorite surprise was the rubber jack!
Yeah, that was a good one.
Behold!
The brand new, to me, food truck!
The Krusty Kruiser!
Uh-oh.
What a hunk of junk.
More like a big hunk of gorgeous!
We won't sell any patties from that old jalopy.
You better sell a patty, or you better not come back!
Oh, and Mr. Squidward, you drive it.
Ooh, I can navigate!
Oh, joy.
Customers, ho!
Get going!
Now all we need is a parking spot next to lots of hungry customers.
Ooh, that looks like a good spot, Squidward.
That's my spot, you creep.
Try over there.
I found an empty spot in here.
Construction workers are always hungry.
Krabby Patties!
Get your red-hot Krabby Patties!
Hey, you claim-jumpers!
This is my turn!
Bon appétit!
Now this place looks classy.
Krabby Patties?
Got your delicious, affordable Krabby Patties here?
Affordable?
Oof, how common.
Oh, carnivage rock?
We've tried all over Bikini Bottom and didn't sell a thing.
Time to go back and tell Krabs we failed.
There's one place we still haven't tried.
Hello?
Huh?
Rock Bottom!
Turn!
This place is deserted.
If I recall correctly, there are always friendly Rock Bottomites at the bus stop.
What a fabulous idea, SpongeBob.
There are so many customers here.
Maybe the Rock Bottom Mall?
Where is everybody?
The circus should be good for crowds.
Hm.
Maybe it's a flea circus.
Huh.
Yeah.
The cemetery is empty, too.
This place isn't even a ghost town.
Well, we tried.
Let's go home.
Huh?
A customer!
Step right up and get a delicious, hot, fresh... Huh?
Krabby Patty?
Where did he go?
Up there.
I've got him this time!
Whoa!
We've lost him!
There he is!
Can we go home now?
Mr. Krabs said we can't go back until we sell at least one Krabby Patty.
Fine, I'll just buy a stupid patty myself.
I forgot my wallet in my pants at home.
Oh, SpongeBob, could you please lend me some money to buy a patty?
I only carry Krusty Cash.
Not valid at the Krusty Krab.
I guess if I ever want to go home, we have to sell a patty to that mysterious weirdo.
No problem.
I'll track him down using my jellyfishing expertise.
Gotcha!
That's my rain stamp!
I learned this trick reading Jungle Fish comics.
Ha!
Got the little barnacle!
Well, since I'm never going home, I may as well get comfortable.
Hey!
You're those weirdos that have been chasing me around town.
Why were you waving at us and then running away?
Huh?
I can't understand your accent.
I'll handle this, Squidward.
I speak fluent rock bottomish.
Why were you waving at us?
I wasn't waving at you.
I was drying out my armpits.
We just wanted to sell you a hot, delicious Krabby Patty.
It does look tasty.
We're gonna sell a patty!
Give me a drink.
Hey Bert, too bad you couldn't come with us on our yearly trip to the Krusty Krab, but here's your Krabby Patties.
Thanks Frank, but you know how long these pits take to dry.
Sorry fellas, I'd love to buy a patty from you, but I already have a whole bag.
Those rock bottomers really love their Krabby Patties.
SpongeBob, Squidward, you're back!
How many patties did you sell?
Uh, none.
What in the name of all that greasy have you been doing all day?
You're going right back out there until you sell a patty!
Sorry, boys.
I'm a little hangry.
Been so busy I haven't eaten anything myself.
Ahem.
That'll be... five bucks.
Ah, right, fine.
Come straight back to me pocket anyhow.
I finally sold a Krabby Patty.
I can finally go home.
Hee hee hee hee.
Eww.
I have to pay for it.
It tastes like old snail litter.
Oh.